Update>> 3/3/9. I caught a little flack here because my profile resembled a New York Times best selling novel. Too bad it did not make me as much money. The signing bonus alone would have been enough to retire on. I will instead, try the checklist method, and try to write something that will not take all night to read. First, I am a long distance, over the road auto transporter whose home is an 18 wheeler, and whose address is Anywhere, USA. I am in the process of a divorce after 23 years because she could not ever learn to live on less than I made. For all intents and purposes, the marriage is over, and I no longer consider it cheating behind Her back. There was no violence involved: I have no use for domestic abuse. Next, I am the type of man who enjoys treating a woman with respect and dignity. My ultimate pleasure is that which comes by a partner's own pleasure. This broadband access Email cyber stuff is a great way to meet all of you nice ladies, but after a while, the Emails back and forth get a little OLD! I want to meet per to per, touch a real hand, kiss some real lips, look into some REAL eyes, even if mine are closed and I am going MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! When I am in Your area I want to get You out from behind that computer screen and meet YOU IN PER! and hear those stories on why I should fall madly in love with You IN PER. Do I need to clarify that point any further? Though I constantly travel, I am one who does not pursue one night stands. I would rather spend time with You for a day or two, and be invited to return. I am not possesive or jealous, and You are welcome to invite other men into your life to fill the void of my absence. I am one who enjoys giving oral pleasure, but I do not expect to receive it in return. If it is something you like to do, then it is graciously accepted. I believe that demanding it is degrading and humiliating to a lady. Depending on your point of view, I am either fortunately, or UN fortunately not generously endowed. (about 5" and 2" across) If the big ones hurt too much, I am the one you are looking for. If you absolutely need a footlong hot to find that deep rooted G spot I cannot reach, then you need to find someone else or we need to take a creative trip to the "toy store." There is no sense sidetracking the issue and getting dumped because I was not big enough to be to your liking. Unless I get to know you real well, condoms are a must. I am std free and intend to stay that way. I have NOT been vasectomized! The thought of a knife near my private parts does not appeal to me, and I don't want Illegitamite ren all over the USA accusing me of being their daddy. There is more to life than just Sex. When we say "other alternative activities," it means there is a whole world out there to discover, and a whole lot of other things that two people can do together. This may be a sex site, but it is still called FRIEND FINDER.

My Ideal Person If you don't mind, I would like to know your first name or nickname and a face photo.I am looking for someone who is intelligent, attractive, fun loving, and can communicate. I have been around long enough to know what a woman's tits and naked crotch generally look like, and neither can express a woman's true character the way a smile can. I have a hard time addressing a lady as "Imgawnabangusilly!" I also have a hard time communicating with a woman whose vocabulary is in need of regular disinfectant treatments. If you can't say "SUPERIOR" after you say the word "MOTHER" then you are probably not a good little Irish Catholic girl, and I cannot take you home with me to meet my sweet little Irish Catholic Mother! If you are a slob, don't take care of yourself, and have a pissy negative attitude, I probably will not be attracted to you. You do not have to be a Barbie Doll, but on the flip side, the Big Bertha Butt character in the B.C. Comic strip will probably not make it as far as I am concerned. I do not need my snake beaten to death. If you think there is nothing better than recieving oral sex, I love to give it. Your response will send me over the top. If you have children, that is OK, I do not consider them to be "baggage". If you are currently driving or want to learn how to drive an 18 wheeler, that is a big plus. I also like women who like "other alternative activities" such as boot scootin' (country Dancing) hippie festivals (Schwagstock, near Salem M classic car and truck shows, concerts, and good movies. Then there is the actual sex angle: "Size Queens" need not apply unless there is some other way to please you. If the big ones hurt you, then we need to get to know each other. If you are shy because you have hidden surgical scars or stretch marks, or have sacrificed parts of your body for the sake of survival, I am not judgemental. I am not perfect, either. At our age, it is a fact of life, not something to be ashamed of. Small bustlines are very welcome, but that does not rule out the triple D variety. Don't try to convince me you are someone you are not! Just be as real as possible. No phonies, no liars, no gold diggers. Lets go for the good times!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Ted Nugent, ZZ Topp, Dire Straits, Waylon Jennings, BobbyBare, Lorena
McKennitt, Steel Drivers

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I transport autos for a living; many of which are personal
vehicles/household relocations, ect I have always wanted
to do a COD delivery to a sweet friendly customer who invites
me in for a cup of coffee, lemonade, a shower with a new found
friend, (gotta conserve water nowadays) love on a hot afternoon,
love on a cold winter night, Well, you get the picture!!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not really, there are a lot of other everyday people who
aren't full of themselves who can be the real deal.
Who needs to fanticize?

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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