Just on here looking for long lost friends and people who owe me money. OK just kidding - I'm really hoping to find a playmate to have a fun but NSA relationship.

My Ideal Person I thought maybe I would try something a little different than most of the profiles you see on this site and write about the things I love about women rather than just list the things I am looking for. After all, finding a partner isn't like ordering from a menu in a restaurant...is it?

So here goes - Why do I love women?

Simple answer: They are not men!

I love how even the most plain looking woman has a special something about her that even the best-looking women lack.

I love (but also sometimes hate) the fact that I can't understand them.

I love all the hard work they put into looking and smelling beautiful.

I love the fact that women like to gossip. How else would I know which celebrity is sleeping with who?

I love how even the simplest act that shows you care can make a woman happy.

I love it that women don’t believe that her emotions ought to be restrained by facts and logic.

I love it that women are capable and competent in just about any situation when the need arises.

I love how they know when to let go and when to take control of the situation.

I love it when they are feisty and stick up for what they believe in or protect the ones they love.

I love the way that even the toughest woman has an inner softness that is feminine and delicate.

I love the way that I don’t have a clue about how they think...and also that they cannot believe that I'm not thinking about anything when I say I'm not thinking about anything.

I love that women worry about what we're feeling, and try to get us to talk about it. It doesn't happen often, but if they make us, we just might do it

I love the way women move. You think I watched Baywatch for the stories? And FYI - it was the flat-chested one with the short hair that always caught my eye, more than Pamela Anderson.

I love the way women like men to be masculine. I know that women are quite capable of checking the oil, killing spiders, mowing the lawn, and opening doors, but they prefer men to do it.

I love their maternal instinct. At the risk of sounding chauvinistic, all women have it. When you are down or had a bad day or generally feel like crap, they try to make you feel better.

I love women's beauty and grace and charm. I love it that they are equally beautiful, graceful, and charming in an evening gown or a sweatshirt and jeans.

I love women’s laughter and how it provokes my non-stop efforts to obtain it.

I love that when she has to be, a woman is about five times tougher than men are. She very rarely has to be.

I love how women make the best friends, because it’s like you can talk to them and stuff and then they, like...listen.

I love that women like to share. Tell a problem to a man and he will try to fix it. Tell one to a woman and she will just share your frustration or worry and help you through it.

I love that women are smarter than us. Sure, we may know what play to call on a 3rd and long with a minute left to play in the game, but she knows how to make us forget the game is even on.

I love how women can keep ten million things under control and manage all the day to day complexities of life - kid's schedules, carpools, social calendars, errands, groceries, birthdays...and they make it look so easy!

I love how in the end, my "type" doesn’t really matter. There is no telling who I’ll find attractive on a day to day basis, and that’s what makes women so wonderful as a group - every one is different and an adventure.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Leather, Latex, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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