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This is a cool fun one.  You have a free place to stay in almost all the fifty states and several cities throughout the world.  | ||
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You have more traffic in and out of your home than Walmart.  | ||
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When your asked your name you quickly reply giving your site handle.  | ||
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Your friends know what brand of condom you prefer. You carry lube as often as lipstick.  | ||
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You have a overwhelming need to have sex on a Granite counter top. | ||
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You bought a motel to have a reserved room 24/7 -365 days a year.  | ||
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The front desk at the local hotel had a revolving door installed on your room.
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You have cards made up that has your handle and Idaho Swingers R Us imprinted on the cards.  | ||
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You have special luggage packed and ready to go to a group party at a moments notice.  | ||
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You tell your neighbors on Friday while loading your suitcases in the car. Your going to a weekend convention and when you return on Sunday you are wearing the same clothes you wore on Friday.   | ||
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Funny ways to know U R a Swinger. You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can't go out with them this weekend.  | ||
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You are known by the store clerk were you shop as the person who buys more condoms than any other customer. | ||
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You have your handle imprinted on your condoms.  | ||
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You had already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person.  | ||
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Your skin is wrinkled because you spend most of your time naked with people in a hot tub. | ||
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You've watched someone do a tequila shot off of your wife's bare ass. | ||
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You purchased a hot tub because it is a necessity not a luxury. You know which of your outfits looks best under a black light. | ||
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Your auto license plate has you handle on it. | ||
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You leave the kids at home when you go to the toy store.  | ||
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The movie "Swingers" was a huge disappointment to you. You know exactly which of your friends are allergic to latex. |
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