a joke for the day
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Posted:Jul 25, 2010 8:26 am
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2010 11:42 am
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A man and his wife, moved back home to West Virginia, from Ohio. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Ohio it cost them $2000 per year.
When they arrived in West Virginia, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said "$39."
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap her in West Virginia to insure it when it cost $2000 back in Ohio.
The insurance agent turned his computer screen towards the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says... Any wooden structure with a sprinkler system above it, is $39... You just have to know how to describe it!"
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Have a great Memorial day
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Posted:May 29, 2010 7:27 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2010 9:00 pm
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It is the Veteran,
not the preacher,
who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the Veteran,
not the reporter,
who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the Veteran,
not the poet,
who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the Veteran,
not the campus organizer,
who has given us the freedom to assemble.
It is the Veteran,
not the lawyer,
who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the Veteran,
not the politician,
who has given us the right to vote.
It is the Veteran, who salutes the flag.
It is the Veteran, who serves under the flag.
God Bless our troops.
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more randomness
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Posted:Apr 17, 2010 7:36 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 1:7 am
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OK, so today's weather wasn't great. First day of trout season, didn't catch a thing (as usual). It was actually cold enough today that we had some snow and a very cold rain while being out. After getting home I decided it was a good time to curl up on the couch and relax, that ended up turning into a nap.
For some reason when I woke up though, I have been in the mood to build something. I've been getting more and more into the "green" generation of power so I've been drawing and calculating some things out. Was just curious if anyone else had any ideas/suggestions or even hands on knowledge on the subject?
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Sex while she is on her period
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Posted:Feb 21, 2010 8:50 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2010 7:37 pm
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One of my friends just brought it to my attention that she gets super horny during her period. While I have no problem with helping her with her needs, I have also realized that a good number of people won't even think about sex during that time of the month for a woman. Care to share your thoughts?
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Alert bar
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Posted:Feb 14, 2010 8:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2010 7:37 pm
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So I have noticed we now have an alert bar at the bottom. I like it and think it is a nice new feature. Glad that it was added on... now I just wish that we could earn points easier and contact members easier as standard members.
Call me crazy... but I would have more fun on here if I could do more and, don't give me that participate more and you'll get more points bs because I don't think that works as well as it should.
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random
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Posted:Jan 13, 2010 8:43 pm
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2010 12:26 pm
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This has nothing to do with sex at all. It has just been cold here for quite a while, long enough for ponds to freeze over. My love for the game of hockey has me wanting to go play some on some random pond some where, anywhere really. I don't know if anyone else starts thinking like this when the weather gets cold or not.
There is just something simple and relaxing about having a pair of skates on listening to the quiet sound of winter mixed with the sounds of people skating, stopping, passing, shooting and just having a good time.
Or how about the feel of first stepping onto the ice. Knowing that it is supposedly thick enough to skate on but still having that "what if" thought in the back of your mind. Maybe the feeling of receiving that first pass, or the feeling of a good stick check on a friend who wasn't expecting it. Perhaps your more of the goal scorer who loves the feeling of making some trick shot or maybe getting one to go in off of a crazy bounce.
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this one is for the reader
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Posted:Oct 8, 2009 8:58 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 1:7 am
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This post is for the readers. This is your chance to ask me any question that you would like and I will answer it here honestly. So ask away
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Date
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Posted:Apr 6, 2009 8:51 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 1:7 am
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The day started off two hours earlier then normal but that was to get finished early that night. Work was work as it always was but with the added anticipation for the evening to come. After work, a quick shower and then grabbing a nice tie to go with the shirt and a quick spray of cologne. A quick check outside to see if the rain is still holding off, but it isn't. Grab the rain coat, keys and hurry out the door. A quick stop off on the way to pick up a single red rose then back on the road to get into down town Charleston.
Find a place to park and walk up to the door only to see her standing there waiting with a beautiful smile. She looks absolutely stunning in her short black dress, showing her great legs. Her beautiful eyes say hello, while her straight long black hair blows gently in the wind. A hug and quick kiss on the cheek and a quick step inside to put the rose in something then off to dinner.
The rain has finally stopped as we drive passed the harbor. Dinner is at California Dreaming tonight. A nice table to ourselves with a great view out the windows over the harbor. The waiter shows up with the wine just in time for the clouds to clear and the sun to set. One of the most beautiful sunsets I have ever seen in my life. Dinner is wonderful and the company couldn't have been better.
Leaving down town it is off to the theater to enjoy River Dance. Seats were up close and the show was incredible. Would see the show again anytime. Took our time walking to the car to avoid the traffic. Instead of taking her home its a quick drive to the beach. Shoes come off and get left in the car, for a walk on the beach in the moon light. Walking holding hands enjoying the beauty of the sea, moon and stars. Then a drive back to drop her off. Find a place to park about a block away even though there are spots right out front. Walking as slowly as we possibly can back to her door to keep the night going. Get to her door to say good night and for the good night kiss. Not wanting the night to end she walks with me back to the car, we laugh, then I walk her back to the door for another good night kiss. This time she walks inside stopping only to smile and say sweet dreams.
Its a quiet drive back home but a very happy drive after one of the best dates ever. (short version, but a real date that I'd love to do again)
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