7 kinds of sex
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Posted:Jun 2, 2006 9:00 am
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2006 3:02 pm
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called: Religious Sex This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS . . .
Don't forget the 7th kind is called: Social Security Sex This is when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on.
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Bad chat up lines!
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Posted:Jun 1, 2006 5:19 am
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2006 6:41 am
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Hey folks the question for the girls is what is the worst pick up lines someone ever used on you? There must be some good horror stories there 
And for the fellas what is the worst one you have ever tried? 
I'm not into them at all as I would definitely feel too stupid saying them but I find it a good laugh listening to them! Some examples:
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together
I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Some bad ones there 
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Are Bi-Sexual woman hornier than Straight?
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Posted:Jun 16, 2005 8:20 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2007 10:20 pm
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I always wondered about this. I've not been at this site long but there seems to be an awful lot of bi-sexual woman looking to get as much sex as they can fit in to their lives.
It's not just here that i've noticed this. My two longest relationships just happened to be with Bi-sexual woman and boy did they like their sex. Morning noon and night sex sex sex (You didn't hear me complaining though!) When we started having threesomes they got even more horny which I didn't think possible.
Now I'm not saying straight girls aren't horny so don't be taking this the wrong way. I've dated some straight girls who love sex but none of them ever seemed to be the same as the bi-sexual girls.
I suppose I'll just have to meet more people to continue my research
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