1/13/2014
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Posted:Jan 13, 2014 11:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2014 11:51 am
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As another week begins I hope this week is a bit calmer than last.
From cold weather and snow, power outages,an electrical fire at a realitives house,a friend in a car wreck and in the hospital for the weekend, to my own mother being sick and in the hospital still and heading to a rehab center for her leg, it was to say the least a bit stressful.
Hope to be able to relax a bit and hope to see some of the friends I missed.
As for now...... Smile
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2014 part 2
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Posted:Dec 31, 2013 9:53 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2014 6:56 am
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All my life I have heard what you do in New Years Day you do all year.
And to think this year it falls on HUMP DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Year and lets all make it a great year.....
Happy Humping
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2014
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Posted:Dec 27, 2013 2:20 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2013 2:21 pm
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HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL 
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Merry Christmas
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Posted:Dec 16, 2013 9:05 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2014 11:27 am
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It may sound old fashion but I still say it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
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Merry Christmas
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Posted:Dec 16, 2013 9:05 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2014 11:28 am
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It may sound old fashion but I still say it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
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Week 2
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Posted:Dec 11, 2013 11:31 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:58 am
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I started taking Chantix 2 weeks ago tomorrow to assist me with my smoking habit.
Yes, I am still smoking,but the taste is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, hopefully this will help......
In the mean time, please excuse my attitude or bad remarks...and wish me luck.
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Seniors
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Posted:Dec 11, 2013 8:15 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2013 10:29 am
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I borrowed this from a friend......hope all enjoy
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter...
Mess with seniors and you're going to Lose!
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One to get the week started
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Posted:Dec 9, 2013 11:02 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:58 am
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A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old .
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms . Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
"Those are for married men…
One for January, one for February, one For March......."
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12/4/2013
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Posted:Dec 4, 2013 8:02 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:58 am
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Hope all have a wonderful day
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Happy Thanksgiving
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Posted:Nov 26, 2013 2:01 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:58 am
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Wishing all a safe and Happy Thanksgiving
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Happy Thanksgiving
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Posted:Nov 25, 2013 8:46 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:58 am
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Hope all have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving.
And good luck to all the deer hunters who are out trying to score the :Big Buck"
As for me, i'll wait here where it is warm and look for a deer hunterrs widow  .... maybe bag one of the two legged kind ....
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Friday Funny
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Posted:Nov 15, 2013 9:34 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:58 am
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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart-ass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
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T.G.I.F
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Posted:Nov 15, 2013 6:44 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 12:58 am
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All I can say is Thank God this week is almost over.....
Hope everyone has a pleasurable weekend ?*
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