ANOTHER LAMEASS SINGLE MALE, PART DUHHHH!
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Posted:Nov 30, 2008 11:23 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2012 1:24 pm
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WELL I GUESS I HAVE A FEW MINUTES TO SHARE ANOTHER RECENT EMAIL REQUEST FROM ANOTHER ANONYMOUS MORON..NOW KEEP IN MIND THIS IS SOMEONE TRYING TO ACCESS ONE OF OUR COUPLES ORIENTED EVENTS AND WE HAVE NEVER INTERACTED BEFORE
HUNGRYMAN. , , i would love to come to a party and check out the sence but i dont know any girls into swinging can you help me out? do you know of any single who want to drag me along????? can yu steer me in the right direction thanks
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ME: , ... my advice is get up off your lazy ass and try to convince ANY woman to join you for FREE DRINKS
and you owe me 100 bucks for this advice and wasting my time
HUNGRYMAN, . . . have a girl, shes hot, your a dumbass.
ME: . . .grow some balls, invite her. your a dipshit.
JUST ANOTHER TYPICAL DAY IN MY INBOX FROM ANONYMOUS MORONS. (this is just representative, just his bad luck that i had some extra time) I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING TO GET ONE MORE EMAIL FROM THIS idiot SO I COULD REALLY SHOW OFF HIS STUPIDITY (still hopeful). . BUT MAYBE HE REALIZED THAT COMING ACROSS AS A DESPERATE LOSER CHEATER ON HIS HOT GIRL, WAS WORSE OR MAYBE JUST BEING A PATHETIC LIAR WANNABE WAS ENOUGH
ALL THE WHILE ASKING ME FOR MY HELP
WHAT ARE THE ODDS, HE EVEN FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WHAT A MORON HE IS?
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MY Senior Sizzle REQUIRED BLOG FOR EXTENDED MEMBERSHIP
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Posted:Jun 20, 2008 4:15 pm
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2008 10:47 am
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APPARENTLY WHEN I SIGNED ON FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND WAS PROMISED ADDITIONAL 6 MONTHS FOR MY MEMBERSHIP AND WAS CONFUSED THAT IT DIDNT SHOW UP ON MY BILLING DATE, WAS INFORMED THAT THE ASTERIK MEANT THAT I HAD TO BLOG AT LEAST ONCE PER MONTH
HERE IT IS HOPE YOU ENJOY IT
GLENNN
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ANOTHER SINGLE MALE EPISODE
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Posted:Aug 5, 2007 10:53 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2008 4:20 pm
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I WOULD SIMPLY LIKE TO SHARE A RECENT Senior Sizzle MOMENT
In promoting the fun cock/tail parties we are having at COCKTAIL PARTY CENTRAL, I very often wink at slews of profiles in an effort to have our profile read, which in turn lets people know about our party events in general.
You can well imagine the responses I then receive via Senior Sizzle email, preferably from couples, respectfully from nice guys and then the inane responses from anonymous morons
Todays blog is simply to share the email exchange we had, as a perfect example of a lameass single male, for the amusement of couples who can appreciate it and as a warning shot over the bow of guys with big dicks who really are "only" that . . big dicks.
ctcpl4funtimes: wink sent ( one of hundreds )
2hornyctpeople: (not the real profile name, but close) got your wink, you know i am single right? when is the party? (post in its entirety)
less than 12 hours later
2hornyctpeople: where is the reply to my reply to your wink? (post in its entirety)
ctcpl4funtimes: how would i know you were a single? parties are couples oriented.
Glenn hoping last of another dipshit
2hornyctpeople: What is with the anger? blah blah blah,, i am hoping to change the gender on my profile tonight . . blah, blah, blah I said I's, not we's . . . blah blah blah, and whats wrong, you said your interested in women, couples , groups and men and I am a single man . .So , why not? ( post abbreviated to protect the readers sensibilities, and still no name, not even a fake name)
ctcpl4funtimes: (no reply to this email, just realizing how pointless and a waste of time it would be, just wondering how long it will be till the next stupid email)actually the truth is I typed in several replies and erased them all, but they started with, you are an asshole and ended with, please, just go away. I don't want people to think I am not pleasant and not compassionate towards the feeble minded.
he did not fail me, less than 24 hours later,
2hornyctpeople: well so much for your being friendly. and then blocking his email
So this is my rant for the day and my cathartic release for dealing with another complete whackjob who apparently didnt read our profile saying that we prefer to ignore anonymous morons, of which he clearly qualifies.
multiply this by several a week and you can maybe appreciate my lack of patience with lameass single males, who very often are single for a very real reason.
reminds me of a billy bob thorton movie line where he states . . . "if you say one more thing, I am going to go find your father and kick him in the balls so that he cant create any more blots on the earth like you"
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STUPID, STUPID, STUPID MEN
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Posted:May 17, 2007 6:08 am
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2008 10:50 am
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We receive a fair amount of emails from single men who may be responding to a fairly detailed post, or direct email, stating that we might be interested in meeting them. (because we are not adverse to meeting STRAIGHT single males for STRAIGHT MFM, DP and 3P FUN)
The majority of these men respond with the fact that, big news here, they are interested, imagine that, they want to have sex, however . .
Thats it, end of story, no name (not even a fake name), no suggestions on where to meet, no information about themselves, rarely a thank you for considering them . . nothing, nada . .
Now what that tells me is first they are probably attached somehow and screwing around on their partner (or explains why they dont have a partner as well)
But second, if they can not bother to invest a little effort in trying to sell themselves to what is a specific invite purportedly to what they are interested in, at what point will they start to pay attention? Where is the seduction, the charm? Who wants to have crappy sex with an inattentive dipshit?
and being a man i understand the numbers game of where and how one chooses to invest their time . but when you get a sincere offer and you dont make the effort to reply (assuming your interested), your just being stupid, stupid, stupid.
Do not tellme you are interested. We know you are interested and more importantly, INTERESTING, when you reply thoughtfully.
just my ongoing rant against inane males
and please if you are a bi anything male, (and in our book that includes having your cock touched/sucked off by another guy) do not try to pass yourself off as straight, it rarely works given the easy access to your posts and views of bi curious/sexual groups/posts etc.
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Rant 4 the day . . . THE LAMEASS SINGLE MALE
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Posted:Feb 15, 2007 4:44 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2008 4:10 pm
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After a couple of years on Senior Sizzle and being with a wonderful female partner who has learned to enjoy occassional MFM, DP and 3P fun, I have had the misfortune of processing so many lameass stupid men and their profiles/comments, that it in turn has made the really seductive men that much more appealing and themselves not even worth an initial look.
Single men, get a clue. Aside from wasting every bodys time with your masterbation fantasy games of pretending to be a couple, of what you look like, how big your enormously huge cock is, of all you can do above and beyond anybody who has ever done you before can do . .learn the fucking art of seduction and being just a little charming, and know how to carry on a phone conversation and then a real live conversation and then how to compliment a real live woman who isn't this months cover girl which you been jerking off too for the last few weeks.
Take the time to write a few sentences and introduce yourself, maybe even use a first name, and you might find that there are sincere offers out here after all, otherwise you can keep swirling around with the rest of the flotsam and jetsam just saying "tell me where and when'.
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CT COUPLE COCK/TAIL PARTIES 4 FUN TIMES
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Posted:Feb 8, 2007 12:41 pm
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2010 7:30 am
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PLEASE CHECK OUT OUR Senior Sizzle GROUP SITE:
COCKTAIL PARTY CENTRAL
WE FOUND OUT THAT AS STANDARD MEMBERS, WE COULD HAVE LESS RESTRICTIVE ACCESS VIA THE GROUPS PAGES ON Senior Sizzle
WE ARE PRIMARILY INTERESTED IN MEETING OTHER COUPLES IN A SOCIAL SETTING TO SEE IF THERE IS BOTH MUTUAL APPEAL AND INTEREST FOR FUTURE FUN, WHICH IS WHY AFTER 2 YEARS OF HIT AND MISS, WE OPTED TO START THIS GROUP AS A CONSISTENT WAY TO MEET NEW COUPLES.
NOT AS BIG AS A MEET N GREET, AND NOT NEARLY AS INTIMATE AS A HOUSE PARTY, BUT A SIMPLE GET TOGETHER TO CONVERSE AND SPARK THE IMAGINATIONS
IF YOUR A HARD CORE, HERE TO FULLSWAP/FUCK NOW SWINGER, YOU WILL BE BORED.
IF YOU LIKE TO SOCIALIZE AND LAUGH AND GET TO KNOW OTHER PEOPLE COUPLES WHO HAVE SOME LIKE MINDED INTERESTS, THEN PLEASE CONSIDER MAKING THE EFFORT TO COME OUT AND MEETSOME NEW AND DIFFERENT PEOPLE AT OUR NEXT EVENT/PARTY.
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