Shrinkage
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Posted:Jan 28, 2015 1:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2015 12:42 pm
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When you're in retail, "shrinkage" refers to loss of merchandise from theft.
When you're a retail customer, "shrinkage" refers to loss of merchandise which is usually accompanied by an increase in price.
I first noticed it many years ago. When I was a , candy bars were 5¢ a piece, 6 for a quarter. They were big. If you bought an Almond Joy, it just barely fit into the little cardboard tray that was wrapped in grease-proof paper. After Castro took over Cuba and nationalized American facilities, anything with sugar in it started to get pricey. A&W Root Beer went from a nickel to a dime, so did most candy bars. One day, I opened an Almond Joy. The two mini-bars were rattling around in the cardboard tray and had obviously had been on a diet. It was a shocking revelation, and I felt ripped off.
There was a time when that can of vegetables, fruit or even soup was 16 ounces. Now it's 14.75 ounces but you can bet the price didn't shrink when the product did.
Next was the incredible shrinking half gallon of ice cream. It used to be that when you bought a half gallon block of ice cream, packaged in a soft cardboard carton, you got a half gallon block of ice cream. No longer - that half gallon of ice cream is now 1.5 quarts.
Remember when you needed a shoe horn to force a fresh roll of toilet paper into the roll holder? In those days, a square of toilet paper was 4-1/2" by 4-1/2" but these days, the squares are 3.9" x 4" and if you ask the paper companies, they'll tell you that today's toilet paper is stronger and more absorbent so you need less. Try explaining that to my butt.
Even though insertion of the roll into the holder is easier than it used to be, men are still genetically incapable of putting a roll of toilet paper into the roll holder. Sizes may change, but genetics doesn't.
Even cars are lighter, smaller and more expensive.
Then you get older, and you suddenly discover "shrinkage" means something even more alarming and much more personal. Use your imagination. If you can't figure it out, someday, when you're older, one morning you're going to suddenly realize, THAT'S what that guy meant!
It's okay, though, it still works the same.
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Multiple Viewing of Profiles
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Posted:Jan 24, 2015 8:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2015 12:43 pm
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I've observed an interesting phenomenon up here, surrounding the viewing of profiles, and I wonder just exactly what it means.
It's the multiple viewing of profiles.
I've done it, and today I noticed it being done to my profile.
This site does allow us to take a quick preview of a profile without recording a visit. I saw one this morning from a person who knows that, and put in the first line a strong message about only wanting to hear from women. Saved me looking at her profile.
Sometimes, I'll look at someone's profile because they changed their profile pic and I didn't recognize them in the preview. That's one that usually doesn't mean anything . Oops. Sorry to have bothered you.
In other cases, I'll make a point of looking at the profile of someone I'm interested in, it seems like a way of staying in contact without staying in contact. I wonder if that's what I see when the same person looks at my profile every three or four days. In her case, I'd rather if she just said "Hi" in a small message.
Or are they refreshing their memory because I'm that forgettable?
That would really suck. 
EDITED TO ADD: I HATE automated replies. While it's nice to acknowledge a message, an impersonal 'bot reply just seems rude.
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Young Man Arrested for Upskirt Videos
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Posted:Jan 23, 2015 2:04 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2015 12:44 pm
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An 18 year old man in Greendale, Wisconsin has been arrested for taking more than 100 upskirt videos of his high school classmates over the last three years. Police found 150 upskirt images on his computer.
Wisconsin doesn't have a law that specifically prohibits secretly taking upskirt photos. Since many of the girls in his photos are minors, he is being charged with possession of pornography.
Discussion follows, I imagine.
Link: TMJ4 Television News
http://Senior Sizzle.com
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About My User Name
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Posted:Jan 17, 2015 8:12 am
Last Updated:Feb 2, 2015 6:50 pm
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There's probably a little voyeur in all of us, after all, we're in this place. By definition, we're voyeurs just looking at the photos of other members.
I discovered, quite by accident, how much of a turn-on it can be to participate in voyeurism. It happened at a drive-in movie double-date when the show in the back seat, as seen through the rear-view mirror, was better than the movie.
Yes, as a user name, the word is spelled incorrectly. That happened on another website a long time ago. I decided not to sign up with the rather famous user name I am known by on another very popular adult website just to flummox the users on that site. (Go ahead, try and guess. I'll never tell.) The sign up procedure was more than a little frustrating.
I tried to sign up as "voyeur". In use, try another.
I tried to sign up as "voyuer". In use, try another.
I tried to sign up as "voyeur69". In use, try another.
I tried to sign up as "voyuer69". In use, try another.
The site suggested "voyuer97" because it was not in use. In a weak moment, I accepted it, and that's been my adult website user name ever since.
Don't judge a person by their selected user name. Like mine, it likely has nothing to do with who they truly are. Sometimes, a user name may have a secret meaning. Usually, it doesn't.
Like mine, it's just a name.
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Everyone Knew Her as Nancy
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Posted:Jan 15, 2015 11:04 am
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2015 6:03 pm
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There is a certain advantage to working in retail, at least, if you're working in the right place. The bad part of it is long hours and all on your feet and working weekends although that is all trumped by the lousy pay scale.
But if you're a horny male, the advantages become evident almost immediately. Not many men go shopping, but women do, and any number of wives will do the shopping for their husbands who will stay out of a store at all costs. If you're a horny woman and you're working in retail, there aren't as many customers to flirt with, but you will have your pick of every horny male who works in the store or in the mall. They'll be lining up for a chance with you, so you can pretty much set the rules and take your pick.
Eye candy abounds! Daytimes are one of the best times to working in retail, the stores are overrun by MILFs of all shapes, sizes and ages. Grandmothers with daughters, both looking pretty hot. Business women, stopping in to pick something up (not usually the sales guy, dammit) but often dressed in very professional skirts (the best!) and sheer blouses. New mothers with babies and breasts that are swollen with milk, with added points for wet spots around their usually erect nipples. It's all even better in the summer when the clothes get smaller, lighter and skimpier.
When I was in college, I worked in a shoe store and one of our specialties were formal shoes to match prom dresses, brides and bridesmaids dresses. I loved taking care of wedding parties, the bridesmaids were sometimes quite competitve and I can't tell you how many I had slipped to me, every bridesmaid in one party slipped me her number. Did any of these women fuck me, you ask? Well, of course, they did. I never got an invitation to one of the weddings or even wound up as a bridesmaid's date from the shoe store, but I did see a number of them later on. You can figure out what parts of them I got to see.
When I graduated from shoes to a mens store, I thought that would be the end of women to flirt with, but it didn't take very long to learn I was completely wrong. (See "husbands who will stay out of a store at all costs" above.) We had a regular customer who did all the shopping for her husband who would only set foot in the store to be fitted for a new suit or jacket. Otherwise? We never saw him. But his wife, Nancy, was a regular.
Nancy had a thing for me, learned my schedule, and would only come in on evenings when I was working. One evening I was working alone (it was a small store) after the boss took off a little early. Nancy came in and when she discovered I was alone, she kept watching the clock, awaiting closing time.
After I locked the front door and turned off the sign, she followed me into the back room. I'll spare you the details for now, but I've always said that woman could suck a strawberry through a straw and have it come out whole.
Nancy? Are you out there reading this? I'd like to say hi again sometime.
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