Hiking naked in the swamp; damn mosquitoes!
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Posted:Sep 25, 2015 9:49 pm
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2015 11:12 am
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I know my last post was a bit more serious, but with this one, I’m back to my usual self.
For those who know from my blog posts may remember, for years I have been a caretaker of a large property for absentee homeowners. That has all changed. The new owners are living on the property; I live in an apartment on the back of the property.
For years I could go naked around the property and do what I wanted. That has all changed; I now have to be careful not to offend these extremely nice people and wonderful landlords. So no more running around naked, skinny dippin’ in the pool (or jacking off by the pool if I wanted), or practicing ‘helicopter dick’ in the driveway. Now I am just the normal mild mannered, courteous, non-naked, helpful handyman.
So for some extra freedom and excitement, I took my 4x4 truck out into the swamps for a little naked fun. With no one around, except a couple river otters, birds, and some Florida deer, I got to go have fun. So with a little bug spray to keep the mosquitoes away, I went and enjoyed nature. I set up my phone to take some pictures like a trail cam and headed down the trail singing ‘there’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off, there’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off,’ etc, etc,
Then I got to thinking, I hope a raccoon doesn’t run off with my phone. I would not have a way to call my phone to hear it ring and find it.
Anyway, here are a couple pics from my hike.
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HNW – Hockey – Fail, Again.
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Posted:May 19, 2015 8:25 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2019 3:05 pm
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I thought I would give this a try, but, being a Floridian, I have never been ice skating, so you can safely assume, I have never tried ice hockey. Yea, yea, I know, there ‘are’ ice skating rinks in Florida; there’s just somethin’ about ‘Florida’ & ‘ice skating’ that don’t make sense to me. So, being a true, die hard Florida Cracker, I don’t see ice skating in my near future.
With that being said, I had a really hard time coming up with something for this week’s theme; I damn near set off the smoke detector, I thinking so hard.
Well, I got some ice cubes and a stick, and then started hitting the ice around the shower; it didn't do a damn thing for me; except, maybe hurt a couple toes.
Then I thought, maybe I’ll try ‘Hickey’; close enough, right?
Well, that failed too.
By the way, I really do enjoy all of y’all, but,
Y’all need to come up with some better HNW themes. Something not evolving cold; something that a ‘Cracker’ can do.
Thanks
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HWN – Bling – Fail
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Posted:May 14, 2015 6:56 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2015 7:31 pm
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Bling, well it’s just not in my nature. I am not really into flashy things or accessories, except for maybe the tool section at the hardware stores, but hey, I’m a guy, it’s in my DNA.
So, it’s been a while since I have joined in the HWN fun, so I thought I would try to join in this week. Yea, I know, I’m a day late, because I worked a double shift yesterday, but better late than never.
As I am looking around my apartment for something that may be considered ‘bling’, I realized, I’m just a plain ol’ practical Joe. I ain’t got nuttin’ flashy, nor much, that is shiny. Then I noticed the rack for the toaster oven and a spoon; maybe I can make something work. Oh yea, I have aluminum foil too; yea, I make something work, something flashy. While getting the aluminum foil for this project, I noticed my reading glasses in the reflection; no problem, I have whole ‘bling’ thing covered.
Well, it went a lot better in my head then it did in real life. I guess I just ain’t got no bling.
Well since I have the spoon out already, I guess I’ll go make some soup for dinner. Now I need to figure out how to heat the soup without it falling through the rack. Wish me luck.
By the way, should I keep the foil on my hat? My co-worker tells me there are aliens reading my mind. On second thought, that should scare them away.
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Hurricane ‘Life’ hits SW Florida; NudeDon69 caught in the storm. (pics included)
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Posted:May 11, 2015 9:17 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2015 10:15 pm
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Back in February I caught wind of some changes heading my way; what I thought would be a few stormy days, turned into a freaking hurricane. For three months I have been holding on, trying not to get blown away.
But I haven’t given up hope, and I am still trying to get blown. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
In February I had to move; y’all know how much fun that is; that lead to compounded problems. Higher rent, time off ‘to’ move, internet issues, my storage fees went up, insurance (you guessed it). Also, no more freedom to run around naked as much as I want; I have to be much more careful to not offend the neighbors.
In March, I had the for spring break, and I started a new full time job. By the way, I love my new job. I have been waiting 7 years for this opportunity.
Oh yea, I love my too; even if they do break me with their appetites. Those two can eat a , and that’s just an appetizer.
So, all in all, no Senior Sizzle for me; and that was right after I got my free 6 month extension. I really did miss y'all.
*side note: every time I open Google Chrome on my phone, I automatically get logged into Senior Sizzle; my no longer use my phone.
Now, how do I depict what it is like in a hurricane? Should I hang on a ceiling fan and go for a spin?
No; I don’t think it would hold my weight. But, if it could, it would make for a really cool video.
Or, maybe just holding the door closed and enjoying some ‘naked’ time.
Oh, well. I may not have gotten as creative as I wanted, but I tried. Now I will just go enjoy the best part of my new apartment; the shower with a seat and good shower head.
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Excited, but left hanging (naughty pic included)
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Posted:Feb 5, 2015 9:36 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2021 9:39 pm
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There are a few things that lead me to this post.
I was thinking about a woman I met a while back; she was separated from her husband and needed some handyman work done in her house. After a few weeks, of talking on the phone and getting to know one another; she was really interested in ‘rope play’, which I thought was an interesting idea myself. So we finally meet and I did some naked handyman work for her; hanging some ceiling fans, hanging pictures, fixing a door, and some other things; it was fun. She even asked me about installing some hooks on the ceiling for some ‘rope play’. But I could tell she had her reservations about cheating on her soon to be ex-husband. Well, things ended that night without any sex play, but it was still a good day. And the ‘rope play’ is still in my mind.
The next thing that comes to mind; I am excited because, I am suppose to get my gold membership extended for 6 months for fulfilling a marketing agreement and 2 weeks for Confirm ID. Well, I noticed my expiration date is still soon; so, I contacted Senior Sizzle to find out what is going on with my gold status. I hope to find out before Feb 23rd; how long are they going to keep me hanging and in the dark.
Now for the pic; I was thinking about ‘rope lady’ and all the fun we could have had; that got me hard as iron. And, now looking at the picture, I am pondering if my dick got magnetized some how, because it is pointing north. Now if I could only get it to do a better job at pointing out wet, available pussy, I’d be a happier man.
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HNW-Favorite Movie/TV Show/Play – Part 2 w/pics
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Posted:Feb 3, 2015 7:46 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2015 7:29 pm
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Although The Shawshank Redemption has become my favorite movie, as a , I wanted to be just like Johnny Weissmuller as Tarzan; I was always climbing a tree or swimming anyway. Plus, I think it would be fun chasing Jane (Maureen O’Sullivan) through the jungle, trying to rip her clothes off. You know Tarzan would be trying to do to Jane what he has seen the chimps do. Jane, come, Tarzan give Jane banana.
As I was thinking about Tarzan, I realized, who taught Tarzan modesty? I know it wasn't the chimps; I have seen what chimps do; there ain't nothin’ modest about them. So, where did Tarzan get his loincloth? If he did make a loincloth, I imaging it would be made from some scrap cloth and look something like,
But I think Tarzan would most likely be running around naked.I wonder if Tarzan was circumcised?
And yes, I am in a tree about 10 feet off the ground.
Any ladies want to be my 'Jane'? You can sit on my shoulders looking backwards while I take us up to new heights.
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HNW-Favorite Movie/TV Show/Play – Part 1 w/pic
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Posted:Feb 3, 2015 7:39 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2015 5:38 pm
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My favorite movie is The Shawshank Redemption, but how am I going to work that movie into this week’s theme.
I guess, I could punch a cop; that would certainly get me behind bars. But the thought of being locked up, naked, with a bunch of unscrupulous men is not appealing to me. Besides, the cops would take my camera anyway.
The only thing I could think of is the strip search before going into prison. I could only imagine this is what it would be like.
I am just really, really glad I have never had to experience jail, and I am extremely glad I never dealt with anything like Bogs and the Sisters; if ya seen the movie, ya know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.
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HNW – Hands; keeping these hands busy on Senior Sizzle.
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Posted:Jan 21, 2015 8:08 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2015 7:02 pm
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With all the titillating images and webcams on Senior Sizzle, my hands stay pretty busy. Then while sitting here reading, I realized, my hands are most busy on the mouse and keyboard, with an occasional petting of Tubeasaurus.
Wouldn't be nice to have a couple more hands. If I did, I may look funny, but I would be feeling real gooood.
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A picture of shoveling snow in Florida…
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Posted:Jan 11, 2015 9:11 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2021 5:45 am
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...is really hard to find. But with all the talk on the news and internet about how much snow there is in the US, I thought I would go outside and get my shovel ready just in case.
Then again, if it snows here, to hell with the shovel, I’m packing up and moving to the Virgin Islands.
Yeah, yeah, I know; y'all are probably hating me right now, but at least I ain't complaining.
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HNW - Favorite Sweater/Hoodie - Nope, just naked.
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Posted:Jan 7, 2015 12:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2015 9:11 pm
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Since I do not have a favorite sweater or hoodie, I just included a work picture.
It as cold this morning, 60 degrees, so I had a jacket on since I do not have any sweaters or hoodies; once I got to work, it was warm enough to take it off. As a matter of fact, it was warm enough to take it all off.
I was given a key, to a condo, to put together some estimates for a lot of repair work after some renters left. Well, with the sun shining in the windows, and the appliances running, it was a comfortable 80 degrees inside. So being who I am, I decided to do what I like to do.
Here I am getting measurements for some cabinet repair work. And there is my jacket on the bathroom counter.
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HNW – Happy New Year. My last pic of the year.
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Posted:Dec 31, 2014 8:53 pm
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2015 6:11 pm
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So here I am thinking about the past, present, and future.
The past – How time flies once you get out of high school. 30 years, now seem like a blink of the eye.
The future – Everything has a way of working out OK for me; with time, I know I will be fine.
The present – I really need to sweep the floor again, and this bucket is starting to hurt my ass; I bet it is going to leave a mark.
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The debate is over. Pic included.
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Posted:Dec 28, 2014 2:31 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2014 11:19 am
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If you read my last post, TGIF but wait, it's Sunday isn't it , I was debating whether to mow or not. Well, 'not' won. I decided to save the gas for another day.
Now am just enjoying the last of the sun for today.
Maybe I should just get some goats or sheep to tend to the lawn.
Wait a minute; single guy + sheep; Naahaahhh, that's how rumors get started.
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