What do you do when you wake up at 3am????
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Posted:Feb 14, 2014 2:39 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2014 5:22 pm
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Here I lay at 430am and wide awake.I have gone back and read old blog's looked at pictures and thought,life was little simpler a few years ago. Things have changed on this site and also with the people I ran around with. All of thses things are good but sometimes it would be nice to go back. By as usual time moves on and so must I. To early in the morning to be thinking like this,but what else is there to do when your in bed by yourself......
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BeNaughty Fun
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Posted:May 27, 2012 6:06 am
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2012 7:09 pm
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Would you rather be a pig, or a lion?
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Taking a walk....
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Posted:May 24, 2012 6:38 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2012 6:08 am
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WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY 2012
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men (Joe, Butch,Beto, Jerry, etc) are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America!!
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An interesting fact I wanted to pass on::
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Posted:May 23, 2012 3:01 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 7:51 am
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Interesting Facts:
According to recent surveys 82% of the girls have a bigger left boob, because 82% of the boys are right handed.
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The 25 Sexiest Things Ever Said by Women
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Posted:Jan 7, 2012 4:59 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2012 5:23 pm
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The 25 Sexiest Things Ever Said by Women
1. "The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat." —Eve, Genesis 3:13
2. "To err is human—but it feels divine." —Mae West
3. "We're so damn conservative all day that when you finally get
us in the bedroom, we're absolute animals." —Shannen
Doherty, on being Republican
4. "Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm
married, I also get good jewelry out of it." —Heather Locklear
5. "All I can say is if they show my butt in a movie, it better
be a wide shot." —Jennifer Lopez
6. "I don't think I have to introduce myself, unless you don't
recognize me with my clothes on." —Madonna
7. "If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on
an accordion." —Sheryl Crow
8. "It says, 'Pamela.' And when he gets excited, it says, 'I love
Pamela very, very much. She's a wonderful wife, and I enjoy
her company to the 10th degree!' " —Pamela Anderson, on the
tattoo on Tommy Lee's penis
9. "Most virtue is a demand for greater seduction." —Natalie
Clifford Barney
10. "Only the united beat of sex and heart can create ecstasy." —
Anais Nin
11. "It's pitch, sex is. Once you touch it, it clings to you." —
Margery Allingham
12. "As a stripper, I was getting a taste of what it would be
like to be a woman in a society that honors the animal
vitality in us all, instead of despising it." —Seph Weene
13. "It was like experiencing a nuclear explosion in a very small
place." —Loni 14. "I get such a rush going to the store,
standing in front of the condom counter and going through
them. I love the gold-coin ones. Every time I undo one, it
reminds me of the chocolate candies from my childhood." —
Sandra Bullock
15. "I don't think being obsessed with sex is any stranger than
being obsessed with stamp collecting." —Annie Sprinkle
16. "I'm very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear." —
Sharon Stone
17. "Men ought to become more conscious of their bodies as
objects of delight." —Germaine Greer
18. "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech
when words become superfluous." —Ingrid Bergman
19. "You wanna know what my tongue feels like?" —Janet Jackson
20. "You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly
ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." —Erica Jong
21. "Don't! Ever! Stop! F---ing! Me!" —Kelly Preston, in Jerry
Maguire
22. "Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a
theater?" —Alanis Morissette
23. "I'm not a , but I could give you what you want." —
Missy Elliott
24. "When she raises her eyelids, it's as if she were taking off
all her clothes." —Colette
25. "I like to wake up feeling a new man." —Jean Harlow
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The Sexual Bucket List: 50 Things to Do Sexually Before You Die
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Posted:Dec 19, 2011 7:21 pm
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2014 2:40 am
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1.Kiss a girl
2.Have anal
3.Have a threesome
4.Engage in group sex
5.Have phone sex
6.Masturbate
7.Use a vibrator
8.Use a sex toy on someone else
9.Be tied up
10.Tie someone up
11.Have sex in a public space
12.Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
13.Sex in a car
14.Sex at a drive-in
15.Mile-high club
16.Sex with a stranger
17.One-night stand
18.Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
19.Sex on a boat
20.Sex in a body of water
21.Light spanking
22.Read erotica
23.Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
24.Sex in the shower
25.Sex standing up against a wall
26.Sex with no kissing
27.Sex in the pitch black
28.Sex in the broad daylight
29.Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
30.Sex in a tent in the wilderness
31.Watch porn together
32.Watch porn alone
33.Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
34.Sex on the beach
35.Blindfolds
36.Using ice sexually
37.Sexual role play
38.Whipped cream
39.La Perla lingerie sex
40.Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex
41.Sex with someone much older
42.Sex with someone younger (legal!)
43.Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
44.A quickie in a skirt
45.A longie in the rain
46.Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
47.Feather ticklers
48.Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
49.Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
50.Silent sex in a full house
How many have you done? And what's on your bucket list
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Monthly Post.....
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Posted:May 19, 2011 6:07 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2011 3:35 am
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--------------------------------Men
--------------------------are like apples
----------------------on trees. The best ones
--------------------are at the top of the tree.
------------------Many women don't want to reach
----------------for the good ones because they are
----------------afraid of falling and getting hurt.
--------------Instead, they just get the rotten apples
----------------from the ground that aren't as good,
--------------but easy. So the apples at the top think
---------------something is wrong with them, when in
----------------reality, they're luscious. They just
-----------------have to wait for the right woman to
--------------------come along, the one who's
-------------------------brave enough to
----------------------------climb all
-----------------------------the way
----------------------------to the top
---------------------------of the tree.
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The Economy......
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Posted:May 9, 2011 7:49 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2011 6:45 pm
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The sexual position, more commonly known as 69 will now be known as 96. Due to the economy, it now costs more to eat out than it used to. LMAO!
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Am I REAL or am I FAKE?
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Posted:Mar 30, 2011 5:35 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2014 1:50 am
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I normally do not call people out on this site because it is everyone CHOICE on who they do and do not want to see. When you look at a profile YOU decide by reading if you want to contact this person and maybe move on to meeting this person.
I received an email from iWILLsatisfyU that said I am a FAKE and not REAL and just very NASTY. Those that know me KNOW that I am very real. When looking at his profile he has Testimonials from BOTS. When you bring up the screen names they are no longer there. Any SMART person would not put them on their profile, but I guess that is why he deems it necessary to send out NASTY emails to people who don't contact him.
Fellow Senior Sizzle FRIENDS....am I REAL or am I FAKE....
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What will not do.....
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Posted:Jun 22, 2010 5:55 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2014 2:41 am
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My told me,Mom, I would like to have a tattoo.
I told him No, nobody has one in our family ... and you are not having one.
He asked me, Why not ? All my friends have a tattoo !
I told him, It would be a stain on your body !
He pleaded with me, Mom, please, please, just a Cartoon Character on the belly ?
And after many hours of discussion I gave in and decided to let him.
After all, he was a young man with his own freedom of choice ...
and I thought ...
a Cartoon Character ...
is probably not so bad !
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What is Generation Y??
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Posted:Feb 20, 2010 6:09 pm
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2010 3:13 pm
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People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation..
- The Baby Boomers, are people born between 1946 and 1959..
- Generation X, people have been born between 1960 and 1979..
- Generation Y, are the people born between 1980 and 2009
Why do we call the last group Generation Y?
I never did know, but recently a cartoonist explained it very eloquently...
Learned something new today!
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New High School Exit Exam
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Posted:Feb 20, 2010 5:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2010 5:19 pm
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High School Exit Exam...!!
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
 What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below ....
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) 116 years
2) Ecuador
3) Sheep and Horses
4) November
5) Squirrel fur
6) Dogs
7) Albert
Crimson
9) New Zealand
10) Orange (of course)
What do you mean, you failed? Me, too.
(And if you try to tell me you passed, you LIED!)
Pass this on to some brilliant friends, so they may feel useless too.
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