Why I can't date you 101.......don't take it personally guys...unless of course it applies!
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Posted:Jan 30, 2008 10:41 am
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2015 4:12 pm
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I can't date you if.....................
1. You can't string at least 3 sentences together...and (2)... if you within those 3 sentences; aint got no, I seent it, or yes you is..... NO NO I'm NOT! ( Just can't date you dude)
3. If you believe that budweiser and marlboro are essential parts of the basic food groups....CAN'T DATE YOU!
4. If you think Puccini is cheese......I'M SORRY JUST CAN'T DATE YOU!
5. If the words "Please drive through" are said at any point on the first date....there WON'T be another!
6. If your idea of stimulating conversation consists of making eye contact followed by "let's f***"....I THINK YOU KNOW WHERE WHAT MY REACTION WILL BE!
7. If you ask me out for a drink and we end up in a drive-thru liquor store with a brown bag that weighs approximately 40 ounces....THAT'S RIGHT DUDES IT'S A NO GO FOR ME!
8. If you can't be honest and tell me that you're 5'4, 280 pounds, 25 years older than your picture and hung like a beetle.....THEN FORGET IT! I WON'T DATE YOU!
9. If your idea of a perfect first date is a justice of the peace, a get-away-car and quick dash to Immigration and Naturalization Office...... YOU KNOW!
10. If your third ex-wife is your second wife's first cousin...........Laughing my ass off....YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME!
Now I know this is NOT really a dating site. But there are a few of us out there who want more than a "hello,hook up,hand job and a HOLLA'!"
Thanks!
Lona46
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