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How to get about half the women you message to start chatting - with a dick pic!
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How to get about half the women you message to start chatting - with a dick pic! If you are sending messages and IMs but rarely getting a response you can use this idea to start getting responses. It's only likely to work the first time a woman receives it so I'll also explain the reasoning behind it so you can come up with your own effective opening messages. I use IM because I'm a standard member and I open by sending this "Dick" pic:  The picture is of Dick Smith, a well recognized Australian figure. If you are in another country you should use a famous "Dick" who will be recognized by the women you are messaging. This has been getting about 50% response from messages that displayed as "read" on IM. It's not enough to get you laid but for many guys on this site getting even a few positive messages would be a huge confidence boost and hopefully open their minds to more learning. The reason why this picture works is because without any negative or defensive comment it immediately differentiates me from most of what women complain about. You will get a higher response rate if you personalize it by putting the woman's username in the text of the picture. The text should be in the picture. I tried sending them separately but not always did both get received, then it comes across as fake or weird. If you get responses by using this idea, consider acknowledging it in the comments and watching my blog. If you've got whinging and bitching to do about how lifes not fair and women are mean or scary, shut up and listen instead. Women: if I can develop a system that works to teach the #NotAllMen guys to behave well enough to meet and give a good experience when they do, all I ask is that you nominate me for the Nobel Peace prize. Following my advice may cause injury, insanity, financial loss, hemorrhoids, death and superpowers |
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 Following my advice may cause injury, insanity, financial loss, hemorrhoids, death and superpowers
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1/13/2019 2:39 am |
lol you are absolutely right on about this humor is the best way to get that attention from most women on the site..its very welcome in my corner of the world ..shows maturity and class..bravo!
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I am still laughing.. Imagine getting one with Dick Van Dyck or Cheney or Nixon ( of course he was always Richard) (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Dang... here in the US, all the Dicks are too old. 
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1/13/2019 5:37 am |
Funny
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It's a lot bigger than my Dick Pic Anything done half-heartedly will net you an equivalent result. ~CH
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This is a very good idea! So much better than some of the opening comments I've gotten on IM all of last week 
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