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There Was Naked Bowling... On Thursdays... ðĪð
There Was Naked Bowling... On Thursdays... ðĪð Note : A F F is deleting words in the text. Please be patient. A couple of weeks ago, I was on a business trip, in a very... very... small town. Dinning, late one night, I found myself - in the only restaurant, still open. I was eating cold fries. The sweet scent, of 'urinal mints' (from the nearby washroom), almost... overpowered - the smell, of stale beer and cigarettes. Sounds, of bowling balls, cascading along polished floors, smashing through wooden pins... smothered my thoughts. I pondered a question. Would it be possible, to get my burger served, before I finished my fries? A pair of bowling shoes, suddenly plunked themselves, on the counter, right next to me. My hazy thoughts, were interrupted. A whiff of leather and sock... and foot, blended in subtly... with the aroma of mints, from the bathroom. My cherubic new friend, smiled at me and lit a cigarette, as he leaned forward and spoke to the cook. "Hey Tucker... Ya wanna make me a burger... ta go?" Tucker nodded and in a flash, that meat... or whatever it was, was sizzling, on that blackened grill. Now ... I knew Tucker's name. I felt empowered. I kinda... raised my hand meekly, as if I was in grade two math class. "Hey Tucker. How's, MY burger doin'?" Tucker turned to me and with the quiet, nonchalance, of a man who'd already completed, a great task, replied. "Oh, your burger? It's been ready for a while mister. I just had it, warmin' for ya." And he pointed to a dull red lamp... way down, at the end of the wall. "Figured y'all wanted to wait, till ya finished your fries first. That's the way, most folk here, eat it," he grinned. Then, he turned and pressed a metal spatula, flat down, against a grey patty - with all his might. I stared at Tucker's back, and blinked. "Sure. Why the fuck, would I want to eat my burger, with my fries?" I thought to myself. Tucker, motioned to the petite waitress, in the pink dress. Quickly, she walked over with my burger. The plate was put, right next to me. She wore lavender perfume and makeup... fit, for an opera star. "Ya new in town? Whatcha y'all doin here?", her green eyes twinkled, as she smiled. I thought of telling her the truth. That I was here, on business. That I was fucking stuck here, for the next week. But I didn't. I just replied the way I knew most people would. "Just passin' thru. Just passin' thru," I smiled back. I was startin', to sound like them. "Well... you'll be wantin', to see the 'old church', before ya leave. It was built in 1890," she beamed at me, proudly. I had an hour for lunch: maybe I could squeeze in, a visit, to 'that' church. I took a bite, outta my burger. It was cold. Maybe I could spend, an hour lookin' for a better place ta eat. Yep... My cherubic friend, grabbed his wrapped, hot burger off the counter... and with his other hand (the one holdin' those shoes) waved goodbye to me. It was too late, to block my nose. I reached for a fry, and waved back at 'im. The waitress with the pink dress and brown rag in her hand, kept eyin' me, as she went table to table - wipin' them. Someone... just got a strike. I heard people yellin' and hollerin'. Tucker smiled and waved to a group of women as they passed. Come to think of it, I don't recall seein' one person who ever frowned ... in the whole time I was in that town. Must be a happy bunch of people, livin' here. Must be the kinda town, that grows on ya. I know one thing... most folk - eat somewhere else. Tucker trudged to the men's room. The waitress in the pink dress shimmied up to me. "Ya know, Thursdays... we got 'naked bowling' here. It's much, more fun!" She smiled. "And I don't know why, y'all wanna eat here. It's my night off tomorrow. If ya want, I can show you where I go. It's way better. And they serve ribs." I looked down, at my cold burger and fries. And then, back up... into her green eyes. I love... ribs! But what's that thing she said, about 'naked bowling' ? ........................................... So... What's the point of this story? Naked bowling? Small towns? Civic pride? I need a new job? Who knows? Whatcha y'all gonna have for dinner? Why am I, still talkin' in this accent? Note : A F F is deleting words in the text. Please be patient. ......................................... . . ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Bowling is making a comeback. At least over here. Naked bowling? Sure... I'd be up for it! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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And small town pride is a funny thing. I actually went into that church. What can I say? It was built in 1890.ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yes... I do need a new job. But that's a whole different thing. I don't wanna get into it now. Dinner?Who knows. Ain't got nothin in the fridge. Mickey Dee's? I got meat. I guess I could make meat loaf.... ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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5/6/2019 12:50 pm |
bowling is fun I agree
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This is our semiannual naked bowling event and occurs on East Vine street in Kissimmee, FL. The cost is $20 per person for 21-65 year olds . The fee covers shoes, games, ball and a bag of popcorn per table and a pitcher of soft drink/lemonade per table. There will also be a 50/50 raffle and folks can buy food at the snack bar. Meet at the bowling alley and pay the fee as you enter.
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I have been to a naked bowling night many years ago. It was rather fun. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well.
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Sounds like a happy little town, guess you didn't try the naked bowling..huh.. Well nothing here for dinner as I just had Arby's for lunch a treat as we haven't had that in a while and now I know why it's not up to par where we were. I hope today is a great day to start off your week..
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ha... "Naked bowling"? Have you seen the people that usually bowl? I wouldn't think these people would be a large draw, if they were naked. So after you mentioned this, "Sport", I searched for it, and wonders of wonders, ...there is "Nude Bowling" , bowling leagues , too. Most of the teams had about 7 men and one woman. So we're talking "Sausage fest" , for practically all of them.
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I've played nakey darts. Nakey pool. Nakey miniature golf. I'm totally up for nakey bowling.......and Thursdays is traditionally bowling night in my family. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Hope I donât get gutter ball
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bowling is fun I agree Drop by any time. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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This is our semiannual naked bowling event and occurs on East Vine street in Kissimmee, FL. The cost is $20 per person for 21-65 year olds . The fee covers shoes, games, ball and a bag of popcorn per table and a pitcher of soft drink/lemonade per table. There will also be a 50/50 raffle and folks can buy food at the snack bar. Meet at the bowling alley and pay the fee as you enter. Tell me more? What do shoot? Bowling score, that is? ðĪð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Naked is good. No? Ya think it's as simple as curtains? ð Ya ever think of naked bowling? I mean... you'd have to have a good partner and all? ððķ But.... would he have to be a good bowler? ðą ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have been to a naked bowling night many years ago. It was rather fun. Was it spilt 50 50 - men women ? Did anyone get carried away? Was it frisky? Come on.... Sounds like a hoot! Yep.... the bar is still open. Pop on in and share s bit more! ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Sounds like a happy little town, guess you didn't try the naked bowling..huh.. Well nothing here for dinner as I just had Arby's for lunch a treat as we haven't had that in a while and now I know why it's not up to par where we were. I hope today is a great day to start off your week.. Would you? Yes I know you have a partner. Might be a blast with the right crowd? No? Funny thing about chain restos.... Sometimes they're not all the same... are they? ðð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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ha... "Naked bowling"? Have you seen the people that usually bowl? I wouldn't think these people would be a large draw, if they were naked. So after you mentioned this, "Sport", I searched for it, and wonders of wonders, ...there is "Nude Bowling" , bowling leagues , too. Most of the teams had about 7 men and one woman. So we're talking "Sausage fest" , for practically all of them. That would be boring, right? lol ðĪ Anyway... I'd give it a shot. You? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I do... don't I? Or does strangeness, just follow me? ðĪ Yeah.. too serious is not fun. Spectator? Come on.... All you need is a good partner... or one... with a lucky ball, or two. Yep... What would you do? Count the balls in the gutter? Are you more into, private games like naked 'snooker' or strip poker? Or do prefer games, where no one is invited except for the two players? ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I've played nakey darts. Nakey pool. Nakey miniature golf. I'm totally up for nakey bowling.......and Thursdays is traditionally bowling night in my family. Naked darts, sounds... dicy....Eee ðŊðą OK... That naked miniature golf... Now... ya gotta tell me more. What up girl? ððą Thursdays... there ya go. Get Heart and someone else... and we gotta team? No? ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hope I donât get gutter ball I'd say, go for it. No? Hey... drop by, any time. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Shout out to Jacksonville... Anyone game? Sounds like a great idea. Hope someone ... strikes... your fancy. Let me know if you have a league there and how things worked out. Drop by any time. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Naked bowling??? I might do naked golf- there are woods along the fairway not to mention the wood walkers. There is only 1 bowling alley left around here and the really good two: one is now a funeral chapel and one is a used car lot. Without naked car salesmen- too bad be cute with their neckties. Dinner- I was bad I bought and Italian sandwich and drank milk (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I haven't been bowling in years. (But, no naked bowling, lol). Dinner was some homemade chili from the freezer. It was yummy! "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." â Mark Black
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Naked bowling??? I might do naked golf- there are woods along the fairway not to mention the wood walkers. There is only 1 bowling alley left around here and the really good two: one is now a funeral chapel and one is a used car lot. Without naked car salesmen- too bad be cute with their neckties. Dinner- I was bad I bought and Italian sandwich and drank milk We'd kill it. No? ðĪ Just don't watch the balls. Watch the pins. ð So Italian sandwiches and milk is bad? Naked bowling. Give it a thought. I'll look for places here, that have a club. Sounds like fun. No? ðąðð Yes... you will get outta your funk! I'll forse it outta ya! ðąð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Really? Well please tell more! ðķ Was it spilt 50 50 - men women ? Did anyone get carried away? Was it frisky? Come on.... Sounds like a hoot! Yep.... the bar is still open. Pop on in and share s bit more! ð If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well.
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It was close to a 50-50 split. No frisky at the bowling alley and as to how many pins got set up and knocked down or ended in splits after we left that alley is a matter of conjecture. My partner was a lovely young woman who offered to help me wash off the body paint I used for my costume at the Naturist Halloween party the month before. She did do an admirable job of getting me clean. Thanks for sharing that image. I can imagine the laughs. Thanks for stopping by, and sharing! ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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