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Just The Texts, Ma'am
7/3/2018 4:14 pm |
Wow, that was a crazy conversation. Having a text friend can be fun.
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7/3/2018 4:20 pm |
Careful, Mc might get embarrassed if we go any further.  
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No, no problem here, I'm just watching and enjoying this. I'm still laughing at RRR's post: 5 YEARS!!!!!!!  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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7/3/2018 6:15 pm |
Well it's no wonder there was no sex - the guy's nuts had probably shriveled up and disappeared.
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Well it's no wonder there was no sex - the guy's nuts had probably shriveled up and disappeared.  Just to make sure we are all clear here, it was HIS decision for no sex... "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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Careful, Mc might get embarrassed if we go any further.  "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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shriveled up nuts, whip cream, chocolate, fruit, they all go together!  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Just to make sure we are all clear here, it was HIS decision for no sex... When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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7/4/2018 3:14 am |
Just to make sure we are all clear here, it was HIS decision for no sex... 
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7/4/2018 3:16 am |
Well yeah, the whip cream and chocolate hide the shriveled up nuts
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I think it's a proven fact that massive amounts of chocolate makes everything better. .  "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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7/4/2018 9:57 am |
Only if it's dark chocolate. .
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7/4/2018 9:59 am |
I like a woman who isn't afraid to let one rip!
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What????? Now just how gullible do you think we are? 5 years, no sex AND it was his choice? Not buying it! "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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7/4/2018 3:51 pm |
I think he was just too polite to tell me he was no longer interested before I traveled to see him...
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Good one. Sure have hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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7/5/2018 9:57 am |
Good one. Sure have hugs V
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7/5/2018 3:54 pm |
I'd heard that about pineapple enhancing the flavor of semen. We used to buy pineapple sticks when they made them, they don't anymore. I would put a stick in the wife's vagina and suck it back and forth with my mouth while rubbing her clit with my nose. It took a lot of practice to get it to something enjoyable. I imagine the coldness of the refrigerated pineapple was an added sensation, we usually started with a bowl of 4-5 sticks. We couldn't find sticks one day so we bought a fresh pineapple. As we were carving out our own sticks I noticed how hard the core was. A "used" pineapple stick loses it stiffness which makes itself useless. I carved the pineapple core into what I thought was a decent dildo, but we only used it for one session. It's not something either of us wanted to put in the fridge after we used it. Imagine us, getting picky! For some reason I get aroused when I eat pineapple.
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7/6/2018 4:30 am |
I didn't get too artistic with it, I carved it into a torpedo shape. Knowing it was going to be a one use toy I didn't want to put too much effort into it.
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I like that you used a pineapple for your example. It shows that you are a very savvy shopper.With your grocery store post in mind.What better place to find something to whittle into a dildo than the department that will"produce"the desired effect. I find it rather funny how ticked off people get in a text conversation when one misunderstands a text and the volley that ensues. I'm like ,Wow what was that all about? Do you want to use my phone to call them? They're like ,Ya maybe I shou... Fuck you! I get it! I would fail miserably in a thumb treadmill race! Using more than all the road!
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7/6/2018 5:44 pm |
Hahahaha Pineapple, it's not just for eating! Yep, it's hard to gauge emotion in texts, it has caused issues in the past.
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It's a hot n sticky Sunday afternoon and I am laughing my ass off reading all the blog notes and comments. I have some nicely forming cucumbers on the twine trellis from my raised garden bed along with some lovely yellow summer squash. I am not into texting period- my cell phone is for emergencies and looking for pienapples (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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7/8/2018 5:59 pm |
It's a hot n sticky Sunday afternoon and I am laughing my ass off reading all the blog notes and comments. I have some nicely forming cucumbers on the twine trellis from my raised garden bed along with some lovely yellow summer squash. I am not into texting period- my cell phone is for emergencies and looking for pienapples
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8/6/2018 2:14 pm |
We tried the pineapple blowjob thing but it wouldn't work. I ruined a lot of things for my Ex, especially music, changing the words to songs, she hated that.
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