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Candy Ass!
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Candy Ass! Hey man! What's up? Not much. Do you know that chick over there? Yeah! What's her name? I don't know. But, I know her nickname. What's her nickname? Candy Ass! Why does she herself that? She wiggles her ass! And says, my ass is sweet as candy! Then, she takes a piece of candy and sticks it between her ass cheeks. And says, want some candy ass ?! Wow! Yeah! I've seen guys lick the candy from her ass! Wow! Who's that chick next to her? That's her friend. Cherry Pussy! Is that her real name? Of course not! That's her nickname! Who would name their Cherry Pussy! She would take a cherry and stick it in her pussy! Then say, want to eat my cherry pussy ?! Wow! That's crazy! No that's this other guy! Who? This guy, Crazy Butt Lovett! Now that's not his real name is it? No! It's his nickname. Why does he himself that? He loves to stick all kinds of things up his butt! Especially really big dicks! What kind of stuff does he like to stick up his butt? Well, he would take a pipe and stick it up his butt! Then, let a gerbil or hamster crawl the pipe and tickle the inside of his butt. He would jerk off, or let some guy suck on his big huge cock? He had a really big dick? Yeah, it was huge! At least inches! One time, when he pulled out the pipe. The gerbil got stuck inside his butt! He had to go to the emergency room to have a doctor get it out! Wow! 's crazy! Yeah! He was always going to the ER to get stuff taken out of his butt. That guy is crazy! Yeah, he sure is! Any other chicks with nicknames? Yeah! There was this Asian chick! Her nickname was Meow! She would always say, meow ! Cool! There was this other chick, Lolli Pop. She was always sucking on lollipops. Lolli would always say can I lick your lollipop ?! That's a good one! Then there was this Asian transgender! She was really cute! Her nickname was Sukami Dick! Pronounced Sooka my dick. I met these twins sisters! They had the strangest real names! Pussy and Honey Pussy! The father's last name was Pussy? Yeah! Pretty weird, huh! If you think that's weird. I know this guy his last name was Hiscock! And he named his , Sutton! You're kidding me! No! So his name was Sutton Hiscock! And he had a sister! What was her name? She was a Japanese that they adopted. Her first name was Suka! Pronounced Sooka. You mean her name was Suka Hiscock! Yup! Wow! Now that's incredible! Holy crap! That reminds me of this I knew in school. Her name was Holly Crap! Are you serious? Yup!  |
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2/26/2019 5:44 pm |
interesting! keep up the good work
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2/26/2019 4:37 pm |
interesting! keep up the good work
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2/26/2019 4:33 pm |
Thanks Jack. Yes, it is pretty funny!
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That was pretty damn funny. And it turned me on to Dirty Duke
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2/26/2019 7:48 am |
nicknames!
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