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Limerick You're A Lady
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Limerick You're A Lady I love limericks! They are foul, offensive, crass, and utterly hilarious! And I am going to share a few of my favorite dirty, raunchy, and utterly disgusting limericks with you today! Yay! Do you have a favorite limerick that you would like to share? I would love to see it in the comments below! I hope you enjoy my collection of perverse poems and racy rhymes! ♡Jess -------------------- There was a young trucker named Briard. Who had a young that he hired To fuck when not trucking. But trucking plus fucking Got him so fucking tired he got fired! --------------------- There once was a woman from Wheeling Who lacked in sexual feeling. Then a cynic named Boris Simply touched her clitoris And she had to be scraped from the ceiling! -------------------- There once was a man named McSweeney Who spilled some gin on his weenie. Now, just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his girl a martini --------------------- There was a young fellow from Sparta A really magnificent farter On the strength of one bean He’d fart God Save the Queen And Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata -------------------- I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda. I was lewd, but my God, she was lewder! She said it was crude To be wooed in the nude I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her! -------------------- On the internet they found romance That put both in a hot sexual trance But each had a gripe About having to type With a hand stuck down into their pants -------------------- Not needed are muscles to flex. Or the sight of some big beefy pecs! A delicate flower Is holding the power As to whether you guys will have sex! -------------------- To a lady I fancied, I said "Your lips are incredibly red" I was really a gent Since actually I meant "No doubt you give marvelous head!" -------------------- "I'm sick of Tchaikovsky", said May, "And this Handel and Bach that we play!" So she put down her fiddle And diddled her middle; "It's time for Depussy, I say!" -------------------- There was a young man with a fiddle Who asked of his girl, '"Do you diddle?" She replied, "Yes, I do, But I prefer it with two! It's twice as much fun in the middle!" -------------------- |
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 I've posted a few Limericks on my blog (somewhere!) A lady from Texas called Jill Used dynamite sticks for a thrill. They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil. 
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These are great thanks for sharing them with us.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Very nice. Being a tour bus driver and guide I often get my passages to compose LIMERICK on the bus when we stay there. That is good fun. Incidentally "Limerick your a lady " is the name of a song by a local group called Foster and Allen. I am sure you can find it online as they are well known throughout the world.
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There is a lot of rhyme and very little reason for this post. [image]
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