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Childhood's End
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Childhood's End AKA: Songs That Will Ruin Your Childhood ♡♡♡ Do you remember any of your favorite songs from your childhood? Perhaps you've sung a few with your own or grandchildren. 's songs can be educational or just plain fun. They're easy to remember. They have a catchy tune. They represent an innocent time of our lives. They represent all that is sweet and pure. And now I am going to ruin it! All I have to do is change some of the lyrics and it just won't be the same anymore. Over the years, I have learned some very adult versions of some 's songs. Some are funny. Some are kinky. Some are pretty catchy. But all of them will ruin the original version for you. They did for me, anyway. Here's a few of my favorite 's songs with very adult lyrics. ---------------------------------------------- Everbody knows Sesame Street and the two best buddies, Bert and Ernie. Ernie sings a song about his bath time buddy. This first song is sung to the tune of Rubber Ducky. "Rubber Dildo." Rubber dildo, you're the one, You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber dildo I'm awfully fond of you. Boob boop e doo. Rubber dildo, shaft of joy, You're a woman's favorite toy. Rubber dildo you're my very best friend it's true. Ooh, ooh ah ooh. Every night when I Stat to play with my buddy I am so, doggone happy that I'm not stuck with a buddy. Rub a dub dubby. Rubber Dildo, you're so fine I'm so thankful that you're mine Rubber Dildo I think I'm in love with you. Rubber Dildo, you're so fine, I'm so thankful that you're mine. Rubber dildo I think I'm in love with, Rubber dildo I'd like a whole drawer of, Rubber dildo I think I'm in love with you. ---------------------------------------------- Have you been to Disney World? If you have, you'll recognize the next song. It is played on a ride that had it's debut at the World's Fair. It is a family favorite. Sung to the tune of It's A Small World... "It's A Small Dick" We'll it isn't long And it isn't thick It gets hard too slow And it cums too quick It gets lost in her twat But it's all that he's got It's a small, small dick It's a small dick after all It's a small dick after all Always limp from alcohol It's a small, small dick ---------------------------------------------- Here's a pretty well known 's song! It's one that I learned before I went to kindergarten. The original is about train whistles, hard work, and railroads. Sung to the tune of I've Been Working On The Railroad... "Hot Vagina" Hot vagina for your breakfast Hot vagina for your lunch Hot vagina for your dinner Just munch, munch, munch, munch, much! It's so tasty and delicious Bite sized and ready to eat Hot vagina for your dinner Hot vagina can't be beat ---------------------------------------------- The last one is actually a catchy little jingle from a commercial about the proper name of a humble lunch meat. Lots of own the whistle! Sung to the tune of Oscar Mayer... "Peter Penis" My boyfriend has a first name It's P-E-T-E-R My boyfriend has a second name It's P-E-N-I-S He likes to fuck me every day And it's so good that I've got to SAAAAAAY That Peter Penis Has a way with My V-A-G-I-N-A ---------------------------------------------- At the very least, I hope these gave you a good laugh! Who knows? I might just do some more of these sometime soon! ♡♡♡ |
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