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I Like What You Say
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I Like What You Say My Joey has had a life-long love for guns and things that go boom! Yes... he has machine guns and goes to the shooting range on a regular basis. He also enjoys exploding targets. Tannerite is pretty cool stuff. And yes, his shot group is superb. Moving along now... Unfortunately, he has forgotten his ear plugs a few times and has developed a mild hearing disability over the years. Sometimes he has no issues and other times he fills in what he missed with similar sounding words. The results of his occasional guesswork is usually either spot on or downright hilarious! I have decided to start jotting down some of the better ones as they happen and create a series of blog posts dedicated to his hilarious misheard words. And yes, I have his permission to share these with everyone! I present to you... Joey's Misheard Mayhem *********************** I said: "Somebody just snagged that load to Albuquerque. It's just gone... Already!" Joey heard: "Bitch is gone already?" ---------------------- After watching a Marvel movie... I said: "Gotta love that mid-credits scene!" Joey's response: "Fettuccine? Hell, yeah!" ---------------------- I said: "Ooo, H&M! That's my favorite store!" Joey's response: "I like S&M too!" ---------------------- I said: "It's shiny!" Joey heard: "Hiney!" ---------------------- Song playing on the radio: "She sets the city on fire." Joey said: "Titties on fire! Yeah!" ---------------------- I said: "I find the idea of haggis absolutely appalling, but the Scots seem to love it!" Joey said: "The cocks?!" ----------------------- Joey singing along to the song Animals by Maroon 5... The actual lyrics: Baby you think that you can hide I can smell your scent for miles Just like Animals Animals Animals... mals Joey's lyrics: Baby I think you need to hide I can smell your sweet behind Just like Animals Animals An Animal's balls! --------------------------------- To be continued... ♡ |
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Made both of us laugh. Great way to start our day. We are truly living a great life. Let's hope the party never ends. 
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8/19/2016 3:15 am |
Uh, twats that u say, cunt hear u, I have an infucktion in my ear....... Had "sound systems" in my ears since 05', couldn't fool DOT any longer.....  Great post! "Keep the "shiny side up"!
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<<< Thinks you need to get a video of Joey doing drunken Karaoke.....now that would make for some interesting conversation.....even better if you getting him doing a SONG way out of his element. Totally cracking up.....but  I to suffer from hearing loss......and can't say that would be any better.Thanks for Sharing.....and great topic and post
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8/18/2016 8:45 pm |
That's priceless
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Lol, at least he keeps you laughing  Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it 
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