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My profile picture is 100% real... yes, and I challenge anyone to dispute it...
My profile picture is 100% real... yes, and I challenge anyone to dispute it... My profile picture is 100% real... yes, and I challenge anyone to dispute it... Hello my little pretties... My profile picture is 100% real... When I signed up for Senior Sizzle last year, they selected this picture to represent me from millions of pictures that they could have used.... Oh sure, I have asked them to re-take it from the other side as this one appears to show me a little on the pudgy side... and from the opposite side I look sexy and debonair... But, before you go judging and criticizing like you tend to do... just know, that I've already had 3 (not 2 or 1), 3 likes on this magnificent 69 shades of grey profile... For the longest time I was ashamed of my profile picture. I felt inadequate as I hadn't received any likes from hundreds of my bloggers and other lovely heavenly bodies out there... I felt my self esteem dwindling to new lows day after day... I almost felt compelled to post a totally naked picture of myself, letting it all hang out... I even thought of wearing briefs or speed-like undies instead of my trusty, comfort-zone tighty whities... yes, I was becoming desperate... But, then a strange thing happened... people began ranting about real and fake and this and that... and, I went to go read some of these illuminating but, inconsequential posts about the real and the unreal... and I was reminded of the Senior Sizzle tagline for joining the site... 'sign-up and you are guaranteed to get laid within 24 hours'... please... do we hang any and all honor on a site that uses that to encourage membership growth? some think that we do... I don't... so, please let me know how much you like my 'real', 'given', '100% validated' profile pic... I need your validation... thanks so much for reading!!! now, on to bigger and better things!!!! To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! |
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