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Blogs > CynicusMaximus > Hooct Un Foniks Wurct For Me

Sitting in a Chat Room  

CynicusMaximus 52M
403 posts
9/21/2017 4:41 am
Sitting in a Chat Room

I used to love sitting in chat rooms at night.

So, i just discovered the chat rooms on another site and dopetydoed right into a random lobby room. Five minutes in there and the chat room alpha male zoned in on me and started throwing out little jabs to everything i said... made a few remarks about my profile name... yadda yadda yadda
Basically, what the star quarterback does to the new in the cafeteria in every high school movie... anyway there's always a come uppance at the dance that involves a punch bowl in the end.
I let him escalate things for a bit, then i told him that his naked pics make him look like the discarded old bar of soap that sits at the corner of the shower in a men's locker room.. the one no one wants to pick up because it's matted with all of the assorted pubic hairs from the shower floor.

Ultimately, I'm not there to waste my time fighting with a bitter divorced middle aged man who thinks that his best Who Farted shirt, plaid pajama pants and shower shoes is acceptable attire for the ONLY pic where he has clothes on in his profile.

So, i just go back to the other conversations, at that point.

FMAOPLS 70F
Ask me for a photo
27112 posts
9/21/2017 5:59 pm

 Let me guess. Was his dick small?
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CynicusMaximus replies on 9/22/2017 6:54 pm:
It looked bite sized.

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
9/21/2017 8:20 pm

 You find ALL the good chat rooms...


CynicusMaximus replies on 9/22/2017 6:53 pm:
I attract them like flies.

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