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Blogs > NudeDon69 > Ready with my tool in hand.

Hey squirrel! WTF, you hit me in the nuts.  

NudeDon69 54M  
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10/4/2014 4:12 pm
Hey squirrel! WTF, you hit me in the nuts.
So for weeks, I have been watching the squirrels eat and collect acorns. I find them interesting; they are not hurting anything; I leave them be; they no longer scurry away when I am around.

I thought we have an understanding. We do not bother each other; you know, live and let live.

Well just a little while ago, I stepped out the back door and looked up just in time to see an acorn come flying at me. It was not just dropped like all the other acorns; as I watch them eat, they just drop the acorns straight down. This acorn came flying at me from about 20 feet up and 15 feet away from where I was standing. Ok, the acorn did not actually hit me, but it hit between my legs. I follow the trajectory up to see a squirrel starring at me.

Then I was thinking, this is some sight. Naked guy having a stare down with 'Rocky', saying, "WTF, you want to meet my little friend?" And no, not 'that little friend'; that's just sick. And no, I would not actually shot the little MF; but, he/she started it.

And yes, I did get camera and re-enact the scene of the assault, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Smart as a rock, strong as a marshmallow, and hung like a flea. Now, don't that make me sexy?
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