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ðŸŒŪ😋 Laws to follow :)  

pal334 69M  
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10/10/2019 5:34 am

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ðŸŒŪ😋 Laws to follow :)

A friend sent me these "Laws" . They gave me a laugh, so I thought I would share them. Sometimes, I think life is too serious. Wouldn't be nice to have a place you can go to, close out the Adult world and just relax and have fun? Not as an escape, just a "recharge" time. Do you have a way to just relax and recharge? There are a few that cum to mind already

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

10. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who
got there first.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will
sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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10/10/2019 5:36 am
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bisucker1962 62M
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10/10/2019 5:56 am

 great rules...thanks for the laugh


SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
10/10/2019 6:30 am

 I like them, they explain a lot of things


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/10/2019 6:42 am

 Boy do these speak to the realities of life!!!! Thanks for a cool post
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IVFalternative 53M
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630 posts
10/10/2019 6:51 am

 If you give a man a fire you stop him being cold for a day.
Set a man on fire and you stop him being cold for the rest of his life.

Following my advice may cause injury, insanity, financial loss, hemorrhoids, death and superpowers


bacaunco 73M

10/10/2019 8:49 am

 nice


scott6250 61M

10/10/2019 9:28 am

 Funny Pal!
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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
10/10/2019 11:43 am

 Pal, those were great especially that last one.. I hope you have a great day..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


sweet_VM 65F
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10/10/2019 7:33 pm

 Love it hugs V
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