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~* One last shot at it
~* One last shot at it A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey. New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper. My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang! I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year! If 2018 was a person, I'd sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages. This New Year's I resolve to be less awesome since that is really the only thing I do in excess. You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop. People treat New Year's like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it's probably still going to suck tomorrow. I'll remember 2018 like it was yesterday Dear Luck, .....can we be friends in 2019 Please? I raised my left leg before the ball dropped so I could start the New Year off on the right foot. In 2019, may your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions. I hereby resolve not to catch fire while riding a flaming hoverboard....again. Dear God, my prayer for 2019 is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year. I want to get so drunk that if vampires bit my neck they'd get a Bloody Mary. |
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That first one is so true. I stopped making resolutions years ago
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There were some really good ones in there....too many to pick a favorite. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Far too many to pick Pal. You did find some really interesting ones hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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1/2/2019 11:10 am |
Good luck in keeping them. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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These are all great Pal, as they last about as long as a New Years resolution huh.. I hope you have a great hump day..
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