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** Solicitors  A father her told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university: "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die." And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When their father’s time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish. First, it was the doctor who put 10 $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased. Then, came the financial planner, who also put $1,000 there. Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into this father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash. He later went on to become a US Congressman. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////  Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention? A: The caterer. Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull? A: Lipstick. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100? A: Your Honor. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50 A: Senator. Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: Accountants know they're boring. Q: What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed? A: A jury.    |
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Notice how the ones that claim to hate attorneys hire the best they can afford when they have a legal problem? If you have a medical problem do you want advice from an experienced trained doctor or a psychic healer? Lawyers are trained, licensed, tested and subject to discipline if they violate professional rules and standards. People who rely on unlicensed fools for legal advice can create major legal head aches by filing out a form incorrectly. Demeaning lawyers just shows you are foolish and not well informed.
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My briefs are rarely longer than two or three pages long...
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My frank opinion is that people who hate lawyers are foolish, fearful and uninformed. Clear enough for you?
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Lawyers are so annoying, just speak plainly is all I ask
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Notice how the ones that claim to hate attorneys hire the best they can afford when they have a legal problem? If you have a medical problem do you want advice from an experienced trained doctor or a psychic healer? Lawyers are trained, licensed, tested and subject to discipline if they violate professional rules and standards. People who rely on unlicensed fools for legal advice can create major legal head aches by filing out a form incorrectly. Demeaning lawyers just shows you are foolish and not well informed.
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My briefs are rarely longer than two or three pages long...
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My frank opinion is that people who hate lawyers are foolish, fearful and uninformed. Clear enough for you?
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You found some good Pal. Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Happy Sunday Pal, great blog today and so true about lawyers.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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8/26/2018 11:12 am |
Happy Sunday! Good ones my friend! "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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