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I Like Big Dicks and I Will Not Lie
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I Like Big Dicks and I Will Not Lie You other girls can't deny When a real man drops his pants from his waist And a monster's in your face You get Sprung! Seriously every time I hear Sir Mix-A-Lot (which really isn't that often), I laugh to myself about making a parody song about big cocks. The other day when we were driving around, Sir Mix came on the radio and I sang my line about big dicks out loud without even thinking about it. I caught myself and giggled a little, my fiancee tried to laugh along with me like he thought it was funny, but I could tell it made him way uncomfortable. I've also started making jokes about foot-long subs just to see if it makes my man uncomfortable. And it does, believe me. I've ordered them pretty loudly at Subway, saying things like "definitely, give me the foot-long, why would I go shorter?" And I've been making comments when those stupid "5 dollar footlong" commercials come on TV, like "$5 for a foot-long? What girl wouldn't pay $5 for a foot-long?" I don't know why I enjoy teasing him with this passive-aggressive humor about big dicks, but I like seeing him get a little uneasy about it. Just thinking about how awkward it'd be for him if we were out at a bar or restaurant and a guy just walked up to me and boldly told me he had a huge dick and said he wanted to fuck me in the parking lot. Especially considering that my reaction would NOT be to just say "go away." I think I'd be so turned on and weak all over that I wouldn't be able to do anything other than giggle nervously and smile. Thinking about how awkward that would be for my fiancee amuses me a little. I think that's probably wrong of me, or at least a little wicked right? Anyway, any of you other girls enjoy these things? Any of you guys have fun lording your big size over other guys or the girls who worship you? Cause he's LONG, he's strong and he's down to get the friction on! So ladies (what), ladies (yeah) If you wanna have big dick babies Call 1-900-Dick-a-lot And kick them nasty thoughts! |
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8/19/2010 1:20 pm |
LMAO! That song is hillarious. That would be great if u had words to the whole big dick remix on here
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8/19/2010 5:06 pm |
I would love to hear the full song in what I am sure is a gorgeous singing voice you have. As for the lording of size over others, buying condoms is always fun to look and see who might be the most uncomfortable or flirtatious when I take them to the register, and have started wearing tighter pants, or very nonrestrictive pants to show it off as I walk around
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Sometimes just talking about it gets her dripping  Aut viam inveniam aut faciam Tips for Guys to Meet Women  Things i miss most about relationships
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Im ready to cum down there and fuck you and make you scream and cream as he walks in
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Please put together your lyrics for the whole thing. Please. And yes, it's a little evil of you to make him squirm like that, but really, it's just a challenge. He needs to take the challenge and do whatever he can to get you screaming, or step aside while knock myself out trying. Sound fair?  Mean what you say and say what you mean.
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8/24/2010 7:26 am |
 I am not foot-long  but I think I can help you with your passive-aggressiveness  You just need to slide up and down my pole for a while and you'll feel much better after
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8/28/2010 6:14 am |
What talent. That would make a good studio track, cutemilf. Do you want to use my big cock on the cd cover with a big "explicit danger" sign (except you won't be able to sell it at wal-mart)? I like the computer screen idea above. Maybe you should just go buy a big 12 inch cock-shaped dildo and suck on it each night while sitting on the sofa watching a movie, like a lollipop. "Want some popcorn?" "No, thanks, my big cock is too delicious."
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I am not foot-long but I think I can help you with your passive-aggressiveness You just need to slide up and down my pole for a while and you'll feel much better after I like the ideas global. Maybe I need to meet up with you sometime and call my fiancee while I'm sucking on your huge dick and tell him "no thanks, I won't need anything for dinner, I stopped on the way home for a huge club and I'm getting pretty full right now" 
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8/29/2010 12:39 pm |
Good idea, cutemilf. Better bring napkins to wipe all the sauce from that foot long off your face. I have a feeling that you're a messy eater.
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By no means a foot long here, I guess its like one of those mini drag cars, its not that big but its a mean mother fucker I feel like a knight speaking to a damsel in distress lol. If I can be of assistance my lady, I shall be more than honored to draw my "sword" for you.
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lmao. cutemilf you are a naughty, somewhat coyly cruel, and very funny lady! i love it. guys give each other shit like that all day every day and its fun to see that a cute woman has discovered the thrill of challenging a man to display some big dog-ness! lol lol. reminds me of a funny line i heard about "do you work at subway-cuz you just gave me a foot-long!"
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I`d like to drill ya hard, bitchy lil slut!
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2/9/2011 8:05 am |
Hello I love someone that loves how to play with a cock
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3/12/2011 7:49 pm |
Hey I am will to travel to you and have a big cock I think you would enjoy
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thanks loveshaggy 1000. How big are you? Looks good in the profile pic.
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cutemilf, i wish we were close most of the women i have been with complain of the pain and that it hurts them i want to meet a woman like you and to bad your boyfriend is not satisfying your fantasy i know i would love to fullfill it.
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Ooh, I like the sound of that. I might complain of the pain too, but I think I'd come back for more!
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I would love to hear the full song in what I am sure is a gorgeous singing voice you have. As for the lording of size over others, buying condoms is always fun to look and see who might be the most uncomfortable or flirtatious when I take them to the register, and have started wearing tighter pants, or very nonrestrictive pants to show it off as I walk around Do you buy those magnums or XXL condoms? I've often wondered what my husband would say if I picked some of those up when we were at the drug store and brought them to the register, acting like I didn't know the difference. We don't really use condoms, but I'd love to see his reaction anyway.
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Sometimes just talking about it gets her dripping
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lmao. cutemilf you are a naughty, somewhat coyly cruel, and very funny lady! i love it. guys give each other shit like that all day every day and its fun to see that a cute woman has discovered the thrill of challenging a man to display some big dog-ness! lol lol. reminds me of a funny line i heard about "do you work at subway-cuz you just gave me a foot-long!" I used to sing that foot-long song around him all the time. And I would say things like "that foot-long looks gooooood" and "I could go for a foot-long right now." I did it with a straight face, but I know he was wondering why I said it so much, and he would blush a little bit every time.
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2/28/2012 9:00 pm |
I do use the magnums, it is always nice taking them up to the register of a female checkout person, the looks are fun, and sometimes works out for me to use some of them. As for your singing, anyone as beautiful and sexy as you, I have a hard time believing you can't sing well. But if by some chance you don't, I'll just have to stick my cock down your throat until I find the source of that problem.
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