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I Knew A Blonde.
I Knew A Blonde. Who loves blonde jokes, so I'm sharing some of my best ones with you. Hugs and kisses, Amber. Blondes 1. I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she called me to get my phone number. 2. I knew a blonde who spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." 3. I knew a blonde who put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. 4. I knew a blonde who tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. 5. I knew a blonde who sent me a fax with a stamp on it. 6. I knew a blonde who tried to drown a fish. 7. I knew a blonde who thought a quarterback was a refund. 8. I knew a blonde who got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. 9. I knew a blonde who tripped over a cordless phone. 10. I knew a blonde who took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 11. I knew a blonde who asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. 12. I knew a blonde who studied for a blood test. 13. I knew a blonde who thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. 14. I knew a blonde who when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. 15. I knew a blonde who when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. 16. I knew a blonde who went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home. |
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Amber, love your attitude as a blonde.
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A blonde, a brunette & a redhead are in the ob/gyn office. All three are pregnant. The brunette says, "I'm having a boy because when my husband & I conceived this baby, he was on top." The redhead says, "I'm having a girl because when my husband & I conceived this baby, I was on top." The blonde screams, "OMG! I'm gonna have puppies!" "That's my opinion." - Supreme Speaker, @ 1974 "To each: His reach. And if I don't cop, it ain't mine to have." - George Clinton, @ 1975 "But what do I know? I don't know anything." - DeftDECouple "Guess Who's Back" - William Michael Griffin, Jr. @ 1997
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Amber you are funny girl.
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love you Amber.
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love them sis.
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LOL...u r very funny Amber. When am I going to c a full figured women like u shows every inch of her sexiness?
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