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The 10 Most Overrated Places To Do The Deed  

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7/24/2016 1:35 pm
The 10 Most Overrated Places To Do The Deed

I'll admit, I've done at least six of these, lol And yes, the bed is the best place for fun

10. IN FRONT OF A MIRROR
No, no, no and no. what might seem hot at first, often changes into an awkward nightmare. Of course this all depends on your comfort level with your doing the deed partner, but sometimes the sexy vision in your mind? Well it isn’t quite so sexy when you see how it really looks. Objects may be closer than they appear.

9. IN THE HOT TUB
We already did the bathtub being overrated, and the hot tub isn’t much different. Sure you have more room than in the bathtub, but it is still slippery and there is a very good chance that at some point either you or your partner is going to have their head underwater. Thinking you are going to drown? Not a big turn on. The whole doing the deed in a hot tub thing is often talked about, but when it comes right down to it? Overrated.

8. ON A BOAT
While on the one hand the romance might sweep you away on a boat, it is best to just wait until you get back to land. Waves, uncomfortable and cramped surfaces, oh and the chance that you fall off into the ocean, all make the whole doing the deed on a boat thing sound hotter than it actually is.

7. IN A POOL
I am sure by this point you are starting to see a pattern. Anything that involves being in water is thought of as being really hot, while in reality it is totally overrated. It is slippery, and your head is going underwater. The pool is no different. Like everything else on this list, it is way hotter than it sounds.

6. IN A TENT
Ah, camping. How romantic. Well, no, it really isn’t. You are going to be doing the deed with someone who probably hasn’t showered in a while, or maybe even brushed her teeth. You will be doing this on the hard ground, with maybe some twigs or rocks sticking up into you. It will be pitch black, and that sound you hear outside? Probably bears. Way overrated.

5. ON A COUNTER
Well, as far as hotness goes, sure why not? You are in the moment, doing the deed wherever you are. As far as overrated? For sure. It is possible you are the exact right height for each other, and for the counter, and if so, this might not go so badly. If not though, you guys are both trying too hard. Find a bed, a couch, even a chair. Because this isn’t working.

4. ON THE FLOOR
Like many other things on this list, the floor is more than fine if it is all about showing yourself and your partner just how into it you are. But, when it comes to comfort and pleasure? So overrated, good bye passion, hello rug burns. The couch is right over there…use it for crying out loud.

3. THE OUTDOORS
While you may think this sounds like a great idea, and at times it can be, for the most part doing the deed outside anywhere is pretty overrated. First of all one word: cops. Nothing turns passion into a bad time quicker than a cop rolling up on you while you are doing the deed. Cities and suburbs are rife with danger of being seen, and while danger can be hot, it only is if you aren’t caught. If you are doing it away from everyone out in nature, well fine. But don’t complain about ants, leaves, being cold, random joggers, and so on.

2. THE SHOWER
Okay, is taking a shower with someone hot? Yes, it totally is. Is it even hot to touch each other and lather each other up? Yeah, it is for sure. What about doing the deed in the shower? Yeah you went too far. Uncomfortable, slippery, hard to do for a long time. You went from fun to doing something way overrated.

1. IN A CAR
Okay, we have made it to number one. If you have any experience at all, you knew this one was coming. The most overrated place to do the deed is in a car. As much as it is talked about as being exciting, the reality of it is you pretty much have to be a contortionist to even feel good for a little while. Not to mention the dreaded cops rolling up on you while you are half clothed. There you have it, the 10 most overrated places to do the deed. What are you waiting for? Get back in your bed.

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