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Blogs > rm_mutiger2009 > Tiger Talk

I'm going absolutely bananas!  

rm_mutiger2009 69M
1345 posts
11/29/2014 5:28 pm
I'm going absolutely bananas!
I love to eat a 7" banana for a snack every morning after breakfast. But why is it that here lately every time I pick up a bunch of nice ripened bananas at our local super-market, I invariably fantasize about spooning?I Am I becoming a sex pervert?

rm_mutiger2009 69M
2853 posts
12/4/2014 10:23 am

 C'mon now, Sandra! A sexy, beautiful woman like yourself should never need to be alone, unless that's the way you want it! Sometimes spooning and cuddling is nicer than all of the erotic kink! Not that kink is bad!


SolarPowered0 118M
8346 posts
12/4/2017 12:51 pm
MUTi...

I don't know nothin', about that kinky-delic stuff--but... as you appear to be talkin' to yerself again (and that's a bad, BAD sign, Brotatochip), I'd put an half-eagle on the barrelhead that says yer skirtin; the outer edges of a completely empty brain-box, ya damned geezer!!! Just break down and getcha one of them plastic Robo-Bitches. They'll even talk back--if yer real nice to 'em.

Mines' name is Jenny-May Humperdink. ( I hear her callin' me even as I write..."OK, Jenny-May... I's a-comin'." )

Solar...

BTW: Ripe bone-anas ain't too reliable. They bend real easy...

BTW #2: See? Ya just can't put anything in here... without some ass-biter bringin' up sex.


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