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Sperm Count  

salsagirl822 67F  
39 posts
3/16/2014 11:00 am

Last Read:
9/9/2017 1:50 am
Sperm Count

An 80 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow.

The next day the 80 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. "She even tried her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still we even called up Earleen, the lady next door.

Earleen tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeez'n it between her knees, but still nothing. Then they both tried together!

"The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? "The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the damn jar open!"

naughtyred1958 65F
816 posts
3/16/2014 12:04 pm

I like this one, must remember it.
Naughty and so enjoying it!!


A_ying_yang_twin 71M
25 posts
12/14/2017 9:38 am

 Ha, ha! Good one. I had not heard it before. Sperm Count


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