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Our past  

GimmeAThrill 55M  
7531 posts
11/6/2014 2:44 pm
Our past

All of our pasts are, for the most part, mysteries! So, which past is most likely for horny_holly?
A really sheltered life
-bride in a commune in Africa


Smart as a and hung like Einstein.


Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
11/8/2014 6:41 pm

GimmeAThrill replies on 11/8/2014 6:16 pm:
French again!




"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
11/8/2014 7:19 am

Gosh! It resembles a Rembrandt masterpiece! Bravo!

Although...

Where are my ears? My nose? My eyebrows? Was I wearing wedding gloves? That might explain the lack of fingers

I'm a woman of my word. The cheque is in the mail


"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


GimmeAThrill replies on 11/8/2014 10:16 am:
French again!

GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
11/8/2014 5:39 am

    Quoting Horny_Holly:
    GimmeAThrill replies on 11/8/2014 3:05 am:
    Is that how it works? Payment AFTER service?


    You service me, I pay once I'm completely satisfied.

    Wait...that sounds wrong

    But, yes, that's how it works! Now show me the goods
[image]


You as a child bride.


Pay up.

Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
11/7/2014 7:17 pm

GimmeAThrill replies on 11/8/2014 3:05 am:
Is that how it works? Payment AFTER service?


You service me, I pay once I'm completely satisfied.

Wait...that sounds wrong

But, yes, that's how it works! Now show me the goods

"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
11/7/2014 3:33 pm

GimmeAThrill replies on 11/7/2014 11:25 pm:
More than a million, less than infinity.


Deal!

Picture first. You know I'm good for the money

"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


GimmeAThrill replies on 11/7/2014 7:05 pm:
Is that how it works? Payment AFTER service?

Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
11/7/2014 7:36 am

GimmeAThrill replies on 11/7/2014 12:10 pm:
You'd have to pay a lot. I have no talent for it.


Define "a lot"

"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


GimmeAThrill replies on 11/7/2014 3:25 pm:
More than a million, less than infinity.

Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
11/6/2014 7:54 pm

GimmeAThrill replies on 11/7/2014 3:09 am:
You can't? I should draw a picture.


Haha, I'd pay to see that!

"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


GimmeAThrill replies on 11/7/2014 4:10 am:
You'd have to pay a lot. I have no talent for it.

Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
11/6/2014 7:50 pm

    Quoting bisarahsmiles:
    LOL I chose sheltered life!! I can't see Holly being a child bride in Africa somehow lol.
An African man did make me Princess of his village some years ago, Sarah

But does that make me a child bride They mystery continues.

I love that no one else is playing along. It shows how popular we are, hahaha


"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


bisarahsmiles 34F
282 posts
11/6/2014 6:21 pm

LOL I chose sheltered life!! I can't see Holly being a child bride in Africa somehow lol.


GimmeAThrill replies on 11/6/2014 7:09 pm:
You can't? I should draw a picture.

Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
11/6/2014 5:05 pm

GimmeAThrill replies on 11/7/2014 12:58 am:
The beauty of the internet is that nothing dies.

So, to remind you, I said, "Hmm. So, you agree that I don't know which of those two options is correct, meaning one of them is." To which you replied, "I do." A simple declarative statement with no room for equivocation or insertion of a third option. There is no, "None of the above."


Pfft, like I didn't go check it myself earlier! Haha.

"I do" was in reply to "So, you agree that I don't know which of those two options is correct..". I ignored the rest...is that not allowed


"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


GimmeAThrill replies on 11/6/2014 7:08 pm:
Nope. Not allowed. The court overrules your objection.

Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
11/6/2014 3:50 pm

GimmeAThrill replies on 11/6/2014 11:41 pm:
Fixed. And we agreed it is one of those two options.


That's not strictly true

I agreed that you didn't know the answer. I didn't actually say it was of those two options.

Trust me. I'm a doctor


"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


GimmeAThrill replies on 11/6/2014 4:58 pm:
The beauty of the internet is that nothing dies.

So, to remind you, I said, "Hmm. So, you agree that I don't know which of those two options is correct, meaning one of them is." To which you replied, "I do." A simple declarative statement with no room for equivocation or insertion of a third option. There is no, "None of the above."

Horny_Holly 43F
2767 posts
11/6/2014 2:54 pm

Hahaha. That is too funny.

You forgot the third option "none of the above".

Your link isn't working, btw, but that might be a good thing...for me

And, if I vote, that gives you the answer...or does it? I shall resist voting for now, don't want to give the answer away!


"I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."


GimmeAThrill replies on 11/6/2014 3:41 pm:
Fixed. And we agreed it is one of those two options.

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