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The Good, The Bad, and the Soon-To-Be-Ugly
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The Good, The Bad, and the Soon-To-Be-Ugly The Bad An average sized gray cat that walks with his head so he always has an evil look about him. Very discourteous of what others are doing or need to get done, his mission is to get his whenever he wants it. For instance, he once saw fit to interrupt a nice blowjob by knocking over a glass of some anonymous, but non-alcoholic, fluid. Dick. The Good A somewhat-rounded, mostly white fluffy cat. Smallish with a little puffball for a tail. Keeps to herself most of the time, but, sometimes, when I'm in the kitchen or going to bed, she wants her attention. The Soon-To-Be-Ugly Me. In my living room is a black leather La-Z-Boy that has heat and massage. It is very good for napping in. I'm feeling in a snoozing mood. After kicking it way back, finding a decent something on the TV, I flip on the heat and settle in. Enter the Bad. Of course, since I'm stationary, he wants lap-time. He begins by walking across my lap one way, pulling at my hand to get me to pet him, then walking back acroos my lap and repeating the same process of urging me to stroke him a bit. While Bad is on the left arm of the chair after he's made his second lap across my lap, Good comes running in. She has decided that I need protecting from the Bad. That, or she wants her own lap time. Bad and Good can not share the same space at the same time. If that happened, the universe would implode instantaneously. The Good takes up her position on the right arm of my chair. While this bears a humorous resemblance to the cliche of the Devil and Angel on a person's shoulder, whispering the pros and cons of a certain action, it is far more similar to being stuck outside the doors when the Greeks charge Troy. The stare-down begins. And continues. Still continuing. The stare-down goes on ridiculously long because it seems like cats either get hypnotizwed very easily or they don't have to blink very often. My lap hung in the balance, my oh-so-valuable genitalia hung in the balance. After a while of wondering if my balls would sruvive, almost simultaneously (I swear, cats must be telepathic), they decided to start swiping at each other and the hissing began. [br[I booted them both out the door. My balls aren't going in a slig because of them. Smart as a and hung like Einstein. |
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I hate it especially when they mate ..... Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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It could be a rough exam... Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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I hate it especially when they mate .....
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Qualifications? Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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Hahaha. I love it. I have a bunch of the goofy buggers myself (I get picked on for being a crazy cat lady, or that I will become one when I am old). They're all starkravingmad and they constantly piss me off. And I love them to pieces.  Sometimes I will set things up so they'll HAVE to fight. 'Cause sometimes I am just that bored.  Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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Hahaha. I love it. I have a bunch of the goofy buggers myself (I get picked on for being a crazy cat lady, or that I will become one when I am old). They're all starkravingmad and they constantly piss me off. And I love them to pieces. Sometimes I will set things up so they'll HAVE to fight. 'Cause sometimes I am just that bored.
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I've got plenty of those, but I won't do it. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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Hope so, too. What makes for a good, sexy, April Fool's prank? Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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You'll have to share that story sometime. lol Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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Despite the euphemistic references and inuendos, they aren't nearly the same, so the answer is me. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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Remember that cat? Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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3/31/2008 5:53 pm |
Remember that cat? Chasing the Rock and Roll dream for Life. Death is my back up plan!
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Oh yea... It's REALLY endearing when my testicles are in harm's way because they get territorial. They've pulled the same standoff shit when I'm in bed and they haven't decided beforehand who is sleeping there with me. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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3/31/2008 7:58 am |
 aren't cats wonderful!? I love cats and we got 3 here, 1 kitten, full of mischeif and each thinks they rule the home! 3 girls and 1 male here and they get jealous if one is on my lap and the other waits there turn or they growl n hiss at each other! I think of them as my kids, they are soooo spoiled!  friendships is like a diamond, always forever   
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Are they as large as ROUSes? If you don't know what an ROUS is.. well.. I don't know. I might have to smite you. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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Fuck it.. I'm not fixing the bad tag in the post. How big were these rats? I grew up with a big cat. He was an excellent rodent-killer. He'd stack 'em up by the driveway overnight. Like a pyramid. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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