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Being a mom...
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Being a mom... Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby .... Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother,"normal" is history. Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct .. Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. Somebody said being a mother is boring .. Somebody never rode in a car driven by a with a driver's permit. Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your will "turn out good"... Somebody thinks a comes with directions and a guarantee. Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices . Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window. Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother .... somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math. Somebody said you can't love the second as much as you love the first . somebody doesn't have two . Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her -rearing questions in the books.... somebody never had a stuff beans up his nose or in his ears. Somebody said the hardest part of b eing a mother is labor and delivery.... somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten .. or on a plane headed for military "boot camp." Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back ... somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies. Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her gets married.... somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new or -in-law to a mother's heartstrings. Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last leaves home.... somebody never had grandchildren. Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her ... somebody isn't a mother. |
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2/6/2007 5:11 pm |
That is one of the best ones i have read lately. Thanks for posting
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