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Part II Why I Wouldnt Want To Be A Woman
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Part II Why I Wouldnt Want To Be A Woman Anal sex!!!! ouch!..Swallowing!!! Yuuuk!!! Hell I wouldnt even be a spitter!!!Men!!!! Do they all have to be fukin jerks??? Periods,I hafta bleed a lot every month????No thanks!! Childbirth,Your telling me THAT hasta come out of my pussy???? No way!! PMS..ummm i gotta retain water and be so bitchy everyone wants to kill me??? Not me!!.Menopause, do i really havta lose my mind when im 55??? Taking care of a man,you better pick up your own shit and do your laundry before I shove my dildo up your ass buddy! Stillettos,Im not breaking my ankles just so some man thinks Im sexy.Makeup,If im not already beautiful, will smearing this shit all over my face make me beautiful? Sexual harrassment, If im working in the office and you harrass me yould better be prepared to eat a 50 pound purse!.Purses,why would I need all this shit?? Being a sex object, yeah I like to fuck, but im also qualified to fly the space shuttle.Being underpaid, what, i work just as hard as any man and only make half the money? Dumb blondes,Jessica Simpson is a millionaire, hmmmm.Being a slut,men can fuck a lot of women and they are players, women fuck a few men and they are sluts???please...The Female orgasm,a poor man has to prep me for an hour then fuck me for 2 before I enjoy it??? Stay tuned for part III Why I Love Bein A Man..... |
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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. Aunt Flow doesn't visit you every month.
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mmmm, I love being a woman...the things we can do with our bodies...the things we can make men do with theirs, the way we can make a man behave! it's almost like we're the puppetmaster and have the men on a string dancing around! We get to look in the mirror each morning at our bodies, caress ourselves to sleep, or first thing in the morning and never have to worry about morning breath! All the "yucky" stuff we go through is so worth it to feel an unborn child moving around inside...we really don't remember the pain (in detail anyway). Being a woman....much more sexy to see a woman or two playing than to watch a man or two playing. I love being a woman...who'd want to walk around with balls hanging between their legs all the time anyway?! yuck! 
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It doesn't seem that you know a lot of being a woman. I always find it funny to see a mans view of what he thinks it is like to be a woman. I am just glad it's not like that at all. Strange perspective on things  Bye everyone, it was a blast
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