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Why I Despise Being A Man....Part I  

mnkysx 65M
33 posts
11/15/2006 11:54 am

Last Read:
4/25/2010 11:00 pm

Why I Despise Being A Man....Part I


Other Men,why are we all jerks???.Lesbians,what do they have we dont have?? Being aggresive,Do I really need to be macho? Why do I have to work so hard just to be rejected? Competition for a womans attention.Most of the time I just wont bother, I hate to engage in a pissing contest just to impress a girl.Shaving my face, hell i hate to even mow the lawn, wont this hair just go away?? Masturbation,men have no toys to play with.Being rejected,It takes a lot of work and confidence to be outgoing and forward,only to be laughed at.you cant imagine how it hurts most of the time.The pressure of pleasing someone in bed,Sometimes im so nervous i cant even get off,Imagine how happy that makes her, as I try and try.The fear of the dreaded, oh hell, i cant get it up.Male pattern baldness,thank god my hair is awesome.Greying hair,gives away my age.Being a provider,hell i cant even take care of myself, much less and a wife.Premature ejaculation, the ultimate compliment to a woman.boy is he a jerk, he didnt last 30 seconds.Size matters,well that depends on where i stick it doesnt it??If a woman enjoys anal, she might not care for a 30 inch cock.Work,why cant I stay home and clean house and you deal with the fucking boss?? Paying the bills,Dont call me, call my boss and bitch him out for not paying me enough money to survive.Repairing things,why cant it just not break in the first friggin place?? Being expected to know what to do,and if I dont, im an idiot.Stay tuned for part II, why i wouldnt want to be a woman either.

rm_SSGrrrl 45F
9 posts
11/21/2006 8:16 am

awww babe....yeah, if you dont get in someone else's boots you dont have room to bitch...i *was* the *male* for a while in my relationship with my x...no one EVER doubts Weirdie's maleness but...id rather have you like this...


spewonme2 60F  
15 posts
11/18/2006 6:57 pm

mnky, sweetie, life is good...you just gotta takes the bumps and hope for some grinds along the way! Try being a woman! well, maybe not...the women would hate to lose ya. and, like kittyteaser and so many others, i lubya too! come swing on my tree sometime


kittyteaser2003 50F

11/15/2006 6:57 pm

Mnky...Honey....It's not all like that is it? I think you are very sweet and funny...Luvya Meanit!!


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