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Who’d have thought they actually meant Camel toes?🤪
Who’d have thought they actually meant Camel toes?🤪 I was at the gym earlier today and was supposed to meet my husband for dinner before heading home cos neither of us wanted to cook today. He had suggested this Italian restaurant, and since we didn’t plan beforehand, I texted the Husband to bring me a nice dress and a set of underwear cos I didn’t bring a change of clothes to the gym. In hindsight, always always call to make sure the Husband brings what he’s supposed to 😣 He brought me a maroon dress I haven’t worn in ages, and (I think it’s deliberate) did not bring me any underwear 😑. I should have checked when he passed me the bag of clothes and toiletries, but I didn’t. I only found out there was a dress inside after my shower. 🤣. We went for dinner anyway 🤷🏻♀️ So hey, if you were at said Italian restaurant and inadvertently got flashed, well, uh..deal with it, I suppose 🤪 Anyhow, while waiting for the Husband after I was done with my workout, I joined some friends at a cafe right beside the gym. These were people I see at the gym. They were already seated when I joined them, and after a few seconds, I realised they were talking about cameltoes. I thought it was an odd topic to be discussing, but not uncommon given how common it must be in a gym environment. But the conversation was weird in a sense, I was struggling to grasp what exactly they were talking about. I just knew it was about cameltoes. Terms like “evenly spread” were used and I for one have never heard THAT before. I must have looked really lost cos one of them stopped the conversation and asked me if I knew what they were talking about. It kinda went like this: Guy 1: Do you know what we’re talking about? Me: yeah. Cameltoes right? Guy 1: Yes. And? Me: And what? Guy 1: What do you think? Me: It’s natural. It’s really unavoidable sometimes. The rest: Wait wait. Unavoidable how? Guy 1: Hang on a Sec. Do you know what cameltoe we’re talking about? To which, I push my chair back, stood up, and pull my tights up and pressed my thighs together, and went “this! Cameltoe right?” They then burst out laughing. One of them actually looked mortified and blushed. Apparently, this guy was telling the group about Camel toes. How they’re spread out so their weight is distributed evenly so they don’t sink in the sand🤣 How the fuck was into know? Lol So yeah....that my booboo for the day. Figured I’d share this before I forget 🤪 Happy Monday y’all! Have a good week!! |
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The Husband was laughing his ass off over dinner when I told him too 😋
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some things have two meanings
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Totally sounds like something I would do!
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Too funny!!! Thank you for sharing.
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Luv to check out your Came Toe sweetie, and I promise not to laugh at it either !
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Hope your face didn't match your maroon dress in embarrassment.
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I think yours was way more interesting! And better looking too!
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Ha ha I would of had my mind in the same place. Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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Now, that was funny! Regarding your previous blogs... all good on the western front with your stories.
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Hey...
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Too funny!!! Thank you for sharing.
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My mind would have been in the same place, unless I had come into the conversation soon enough to hear something about sand, camels, etc. Funny conversation in any case. Thanks for sharing.
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Hahaha, I love this story. Spontaneity and directness must never die! Thanks for sharing.
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Bravo for your spirited answer my lady Certainly no "Booboo" here ! Cheers - P
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Get some new friends.......... .even though my work is science based, none of my friends would sit around and discuss a Camel-Toes weight distribution over a coffee or drink, they'd be discussing the one you demonstrated
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6/2/2018 11:55 am |
fucking hilarious
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WTF? Who actually talks about camels?
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7/18/2018 7:06 am |
Thanks for sharing! Great job!
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