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You better let somebody love you, before it's too late
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You better let somebody love you, before it's too late Classic , I was too busy to blog for a few weeks and my watchers went up . Then when someone reminded me I had a blog and started posting again they went back down . I guess I'm only interesting in theory . Which checks out . You know what I've noticed ? People on the TV and in movies and whatnot love having sex against walls . Does that ever happen in real life ? I assume they do it because it's easier to frame the shot - I mean two people lying in bed ? That's a nightmare for lighting and for camera angle - which is why they always have porn stars banging on a couch . Did you know that in the 1300's it was common to have two beds , one for sleeping and one for sex ? It was considered quite uncouth to have sex in your sleeping bed and vice versa . One time the WWE had this show Tough Enough . Well several times actually , but I'm just talking about the first time when it was kind of good not the 3 terrible times they tried to bring it back with a different format . It was a pretty simple concept - people off the street trying to learn how to wrestle and make the big time . One of the first things they would do , which is a common thing in wrestling schools , is they would weed out all the "dreamers" by doing 500 squats and then running 5 miles , then a bunch of push-ups and sit-ups , then another run , then more whatever and on and on - which would thin out the herd pretty quickly . The deal was if you couldn't keep up you were out UNLESS you were really hurt in which case you could go see the doctor and if they said it was okay you could come back . There was this one dude who had a great body , looked like a million bucks , but obviously he just worked out his glamor muscles and did no cardio because he was gassed after like 10 minutes . So he went to see the doctor and the doctor said "you're fine get back out there" and he did and then after a few more minutes he went back to the doctor and so on and so forth . After he did this a few times the trainer dude came back and started chewing his ass and told him to either stay out there or quit . And the dude was all defiant and angry and kept shouting "I'll show you ! I'll never give up ! I'll show you !" And then 20 minutes later he gave up . I think about that guy sometimes because I feel like a goodly amount of people are very much like that . They think they're the scrappy underdog who's going to defy the odds but they're probably not - they're mostly like the story of a guy (or gal) who started at the bottom , stayed at the bottom and then ended up at the bottom . I mean there are inspirational stories of people defying the odds and doing amazing things but the reason they're so inspirational is because that's rare . Not sure why I bring this up . Just something that was on my mind . I could probably be fairly described as self-deprecating (if anyone where to bother to describe me amiright ? zing ! ) which as far as annoying personality traits isn't so bad . I mean it only really effects me . WRONG !!! Thanks to our good friends at Cosmo I have learned otherwise . Turns out that self-deprecation is just ANOTHER tool used by men to manipulate women . I'm part of the problem it turns out ! I guess I should have known . You see I've come to find out that hyper-aware self-mockery is a way for men to lower women's expectations . The kicker is that it's all Judd Apatow's fault somehow . I didn't quite grasp how but I feel like Cosmo knows what it's talking about . Oh wait , that's good though because it means that I'm NOT part of the problem because Judd Apatow made me do it . Yay ! I shifted that blame nicely . But I still suck so don't expect much from me when we date for 3 years and I whine the whole time about how I'm not good enough for you . Some lady said this about that 'Some of the most thoughtful, liberal, egalitarian men I know have trouble swallowing this issue — they get defensive, tabulate how many dishes they've washed, frame the argument as a hacky, divisive, "men suck/women rock" feminist caricature.' As it happens men suck/women rock caricature is an important arsenal in the campaign to hold women down . You see what you do is you bang your girlfriend's nail lady (pedicurist ? I'm too dumb to know what's called so don't expect much from me) and when she finds out you give her a speech about how weak and horrible men and how all women are Diana of Troy aka Wonder Woman and they're so powerful and awesome you just couldn't handle it so you made a mistake and put your cock in a half-Vietnamese lady's asshole . And then said girlfriend ceases the search for legitimate discussion and turns to the programmatic feminine role of soothing male anxiety . And it works ! Because the woman who wants to believe she can show the guy she loves a side of himself he has never seen . "Oh Jimmy , you're not a bad person . I really do love and admire you. " And then wango-bango you're back humping the nail lady in no time flat . That Judd Apatow is a real shitbird for creating this . Next time I see him at Monica's on Wilshire I'm going to kick him in the nuts . I'll probably fail though because I suck so bad at everything . Sniff , sniff . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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For a minute I thought that Rhianna had done a cover of Desperado , which would be awesome , but it turns out she just has a different song with the same name . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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amen Enjoy life, fuck somebody today.
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7/17/2018 8:23 pm |
love is a simple it never goes away
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I'm trying to imagine this working in reverse, and not picturing it. Woman cheats on her boyfriend, upon being discovered she wails, "I can't help it! Women are inherently weak little whores". It's a rare guy who would find that a reason to forgive and console. Well except the ones with a cuckold fetish of course.  
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