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Who am I supposed to vote for ? The Republican who's blasting me in the ass or the Democrat who's blasting me in the ass ? The whole thing is just one big ass blast . Words of wisdom to live by from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia . The other day I was chatting with my gal pal about all the work I'm doing to try and get a new and better (better = more $) job and she said something about being an ass kisser . I responded that I sold out completely a long time ago and I had no convictions left to betray . Which is kind of a startling realization . Usually you have in the back of you mind the notion that hey , if things get really bad I can just sell out and turn it around . But I don't have that safety net anymore . I've sold out as much as you can possibly sell out . I have nowhere to go if I'm backed into a corner . Its a sobering thought . How was my Halloween ? Thanks for asking . I know its a little cliche at this point , but I broke out the old Joker costume to hand out candy .  I do things a little differently than most people on the devil's birthday (that's what Halloween is right ?) when the come to the door I tell them a joke . If they laugh they get candy . If they don't laugh I take some of their candy . "But 40" you're thinking "What if your house if the first one they visit ? Also have you lost weight ? You look great ." If they come to my house first and therefore have no candy then I punch their parent or guardian in the dick or dicks and nab their wallet . Also remember when you were a and you could go trick or treating without fear of being molested all night ? Those were better days . I was also mentioning to said gal pal that I was recently poking gentle fun at someone who used to blog around here and how it was "okay" because we used to "fake internet friends" . She inquired further and I expressed my opinion that someone you only know online isn't a real friend in my book . When she inquired what it is friends do I got to drop some Flight of the Conchords on her ; Friends sing together La La La La Friends do things together La La La La Friends laugh together Ha Ha Ha Ha Friends make graphs together La La La La Friends help you when you're in danger Friends are people who are not strangers Friends help you shift into a new place Tell you if you've got food on you're face Friends are the ones, on who you can depend He's my friend, He's not my friend Friends are the ones who are there at the end He's my friend, They're not my friends If you trip over I'll catch you're fall If you break my dick, I won't break you're balls If you get drunk and vomit on me I'll make sure you get home safely If you cross the road and a drunk struck you And scrape you up and reconstruct you I'll cheer you up if you're depressed If you get murdered I'll avenge you're death Friends walk together La La La La Pop and lock together (Zzi zzu Zzi Zzu) Me and him together La La La La Me and Jim forever Friends go jogging at the track Friends borrow money never pay It back Friends do not let friends do crack Friends go out and grab a snack Friends drink beer in the sun Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one Friends tell you when you're flys undone My Uncle John had a special friend They dressed a like, his name was Ben I've never seen two friends like them They we're very very friendly men La La La La Friends, Friends, Friends La La La La Friends, Friends, Friends, Friends La La La La Friends, Friends, Friends, Friends La La La La Friends La La La La Ping I was directed to a website recently that had naked pictures of Playboy Playmates from the 70's and 80' . Some of those old ladies still got it going on I tell you what . Speaking of somewhat unsightly pornography , they told me on the radio that 85% of homemade porn ends up on the internet without all the people involved being aware of it . This sounds like a 100% made up "statistic" to me but that probably does happen a lot . It always kind of amuses them when ladies who post all kinds of nasty pictures on this website say they don't "sext" because they don't want to end up on the internet . Now as we all know the two most common names in the world are Mohamed and Maria , but what are the most common nicknames do you think ? I would guess for guys a tie between Boner Champ and Broccoli Rob and for the ladies probably El Tigre Mariposa . And finally , I think banks should be allowed to take organs in lieu of mortgage payments . Helps keep people in their homes , helps people who need organs , helps the banks . Its perfect . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Vote republican, if you're rich and above the laws, they ram down the throat of everyone else. Vote democrat, if you're employed and want to thread water for four more years, and play the gridlock game. Vote alternate, if you simply want exercise walking the polls.
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Dude...maybe I'm misremembering this, but didn't you post a blog a while back dissing people whose blog consists of re-posting song lyrics? Oh well, I love Flight of the Conchords, so I forgive you. My fave: "I've got hurt feelings, got hurt feelings..."    
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Dude...maybe I'm misremembering this, but didn't you post a blog a while back dissing people whose blog consists of re-posting song lyrics? Oh well, I love Flight of the Conchords, so I forgive you. My fave: "I've got hurt feelings, got hurt feelings..." Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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The socks are killer Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I'm not sure its worth it - even if there are piles of dicks everywhere Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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